bludgeritis

a common condition where the sufferer tends to not want to do anything, bludge sport, school, tutoring, housework. they appear fine until asked how they are which the response usually its "really sore" or until they are asked to do something "owww my (sore part) hurts so much"

never has a specific time of happening but usually around exams, or when there's some work to be done or something that wants to be avoided

"Oh apparently my little brother is sick he was home from school all day with a really bad headache"
"really?"
"yeah, but i think he just has bludgeritis because he doesnt want to go to the doctors"

"can you help me wash up please"
"ohhhhh owwww i just got a HUGE headache"

by WRX22B1998 May 12, 2010

Bludington

Somewhere in between blud and bro.

A guy that you can count on to do some crazy shit, someone that if asked, would i.e. help you rob an old lady, go with to score some coke, merk someone for you etc.

When pronouncing the word, a fake Jamaican accent should be used.

Hey, bludington, I need you to go and wrestle that cow

Ok bludington, but you gotta ride it after.

by goldspanner October 22, 2011

bududder

When you lean over and your breast becomes an udder... breast-udder... bududder

"Your bududder is showing."

by Clait January 8, 2014

buldge

When a bulge is caused by a "d", it becomes a buldge.

*notices your buldge* OwO What's this...

by huh? meh... September 14, 2017

blud

mainly used in the uk
"blud" comes from bredrin (brother)
or blood brother

blud, doesn't havent to mean a literal brother
more like a friend

"how you blud?"
"safe blud"

by laila-lee October 16, 2005

bludclart

Bludclart/ Bloodclart a Jamaican swear word that is actually another word for "Period Pad". Also it could be used to emphasise a situation.

so in stead of what the "Hell" is this? you could say what the "Bludclart" is this?

by Otaku96 October 20, 2015

bludger

a slacker, or lazy bastard

Get back to work Sean, you lazy Bludger

by Now Penions January 6, 2015