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burgundy whip

A reference to the M.E.D., Blu, and Madlib ghettoesque tune, "Burgundy Whip."

Burgundy is the color of the "whip," a ghetto term for a car that has been fitted with hydraulic jacks and spinner rims.

Notoriously appeals to lowbrows.
Hoodrat: "It was a burgundy whip...
...and it was something to see!"
by hikikime August 11, 2022
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National Burgundy Day

A day where everyone (namely students) are encouraged to wear Burgundy, as it is coined the 'most indie color of the decade', 'the most debated hue of the modern color palette' (between deciding what is 'maroon' or 'burgundy' or 'somethinginthemiddle') and a hue specifically chosen to unconsciously boost students' excellence during the May testing season. National Burgundy Day was originally held on 5/1 but then moved to 5/5 to make the correlation easier between the 'Maroon' in 'Maroon Five', and the color Burgundy for anyone that wants to participate. Any time early in May, the period of testing, is when the awareness day is celebrated.

Wearing burgundy on National Burgundy Day is an awareness for the testing season in full throttle in the beginning weeks of May; as numerous scientific studies correlate wearing hues of red will boost more postsynaptic neuron activity and overall, boost test scores. Simply put, wearing hues of red (like burgundy) have been correlated to students feeling more confident, assured, focused, and overall do better on their testing during their finals weeks. Thus National Burgundy Day for students also acts as an awareness day, and hollistic support for all in testing weeks.

Not to mention, it's sexy as hell.
"Why's everyone wearing Maroon today?"
"Morrison has his finals today. And it's Burgundy you dipshit."

"Damn. Right. National Burgundy Day."
by clusterbrain May 5, 2015
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Ron Burgundy

Legendary anchor for Channel Four News, and one swavvy man who likes scotch. Sometimes he walks around with an erection while smelling like a turd covered in burnt hair, but it doesn't matter to this stallion of man, who's not afraid to shoot you in the back of the head with a BB gun.

The Human Torch, was DENIED a bank loan...
Ron Burgundy: It's so damn hot... milk was a bad choice.
by Gamingtrevor April 17, 2006
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Turd Burgundy

A sexual act in which the receiving party does a full split and watches nickelodeon while their partner masturabes themselves from a closet wearing a superman cape
John:
" Me and Lisa did a turd burgundy last night but my cape was still dirty from the last time".
by Jeremy Asia man May 23, 2021
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The Ron Burgundy

A quote "massive erection"- specifically one which requires that you walk-it-off.
Jesus Mary, i have a bad case of The Ron Burgundy and I am going to need to walk this off
by Homebboyy December 28, 2009
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Burgundy

Ellie: “The movie Gattaca gives me burgundy vibes.”

Chris: “Yeah all I could think about was the color shit brown and yellow while watching it.”
by .and. November 28, 2020
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burgundy poof

A type of furniture you rest your feet on, with a deep red colour.
Christ, my feet are killing me! Antoine, pass me that burgundy poof you gay spazmonkey!
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