all to buggery

British. Very similar to 'all to cock'; messed up, not working as it/they should, unreliable.

Sorry I'm late; the trains are all to buggery again.

by Verity C March 17, 2010

Xylophone Buggery

Anal Sex with the use of a Xylophone or Xylophone sticks.

She buggered herslef in the ass with the hard round ball at the end of the xylophone stick.

by RandyL October 17, 2003

nose buggery

the most popular form of foreplay in Bromley.

Carly: 'Kelly satisfies me in a way no man can'.
Sarah: 'Oh yeah? You fuckin tart.'
Carly: 'Why yes, she nose buggers me'.

by John May 3, 2004

xylophone buggery

When somebody is 'buggered' by an xylophone
when somebody has sex with an xylophone

lets go to a music lesson ill sit here on this xylophone ......... oh yeah
im horny and the only thing i have is an xylophone ;)

by Michael July 26, 2004

daylight buggery

like daylight robbery but significantly worse such that your bottom hurts afterwards

That bloody mechanic was a f*cking rip-off - it was daylight buggery!

by ThrashTang monkey October 7, 2003

get to buggery

to tell someone to bugger off, or stop whatever they are doing if it is annoying you.

"here, get to buggery will you - that's fuking annoying!"

by Adashiza May 22, 2006

Buggered (2), Buggery(1)

The art of intercourse via the male rectum.

1. I'm well Buggered (expression - I'm well fucked) - as in tired.
2. Give it a rest Mark, his been Buggered enough!
3. Keep away from Geoff Cox, he practices the art of Buggery to a tee they say!

by Bruce Lee March 27, 2003