Bumfluff Burglar

Have you ever woken up with a surprisingly low amount of bumfluff? this is due to the little gnomes that have stolen your bumfluff, these were real creatures that were eradicated in 1432 but they would nestle in between your buns and when you slept would take your bumfluff. Nowadays the insult is coined at a Scrooge-like character who does not spare his money. By referring to them as small gnomes stationed within one's bum crack and saying they steal someones bumfluff is a dangerously powerful insult. This definition was brought to you by F . I . N . G . E . R . S . N . A . T . C . H . E . R . inc

Ben: "So Alex are you gonna buy us a round of drinks?"
Alex: "Naw"
Ben: "No wonder your da left you, you are such a bumfluff burglar"

by PLADAMIR VUTIN March 23, 2019

buffalump

The best darn buffalo in the world

Mr.Buffalump, come here and have a huggle you big old buffalo!?

by Mellington August 23, 2006

Bumfluff

Ass-lint, butthair.. The stuff that shite clings to and forms into dangling shite-berries.

Damn, bjootch! You got shite-berries in your bumfluff!!

by Fluffmeister-G October 26, 2003

bumfluffer

Term for a homosexual, as in someone who plays assdarts.

Aye laddy, ye nay need t' be lookin at thi bonnie lass, ya bumfluffer!

by Gumba Gumba March 10, 2004

Muffaluffagus

1 - Looks like a burnt down forest, black stubs surrounding your every move.

2 - Could be mistaken for a chia pet

3 - The equivalent of a dinasaur bush thats never been touched.

I decided to move down my former girlfriends (Kate) undies and felt a hairy beaver tail. Quickly retracted my hand from those surroundings and proceeded to break up with her the following day. .... YES it was THAT bad.

by Jdel March 18, 2005

Bufalufagus

(Buff-a-luff-a-gus) A magnificent human specimen; generally above average in every measurable respect; an upstanding citizen most frequently spotted in the midst of performing some public service.

The only man who has a chance of cleaning up the "streets" and straightening out America is Bufalufagus.

by Juicy CooTur July 12, 2011

buffalofinger

A cameltoe inside a mooseknuckle

Guy 1: Hey man, last night was great.

Guy 2: Did you see the buffalofinger form?

Guy 1: No man, I was too busy fucking her up.

by GrapeRape69 May 8, 2014