Mary Brooks Bruner

Mary Brooks is a girl who can be very rude unintentionally and has a very sarcastic personality. But once you get to know her (and learn to ignore her being a bitch) she is actually really nice. She tends to be attracted to blonde guys but has a habit of getting with guys she doesn’t want to get with and then regrets it (sometimes she gets pods out of it). She also hated being called Mary B.

“Mary brooks bruner is such a bitch but I love her”

by ohshit1234 November 8, 2019

Bruderbund

Wenn Du und Dein Bruder dieselbe Errungenschaft teilen.

Ich: Ey Bruder, wir sind jetzt im Bruderbund!
Er: Nice Mann mit welcher hattest du was?
Ich: XXX, die Schabracke
Er. Gratulation.

by schneebii June 11, 2020

Nostril burner

Someone who reeks of body odor, resulting in your nostrils "burning".

Greg: It's a nostril burner in here, someone hasn't showered in a month!
Nick: It's Matt over there in the corner, get him out of here!

by MatthewRulez November 30, 2013

The Bryner

Instructing your partner during sex to say, "I wish I was prettier." Then after they say it, you slap them across the face.

Person one: Did you give that Lindsay chick The Bryner?

Person two: Like Hell I did, she wouldn't stop complaining about how thick her calves were.

by Bryner Bear October 6, 2013

Pulling a Braner

Leveraging personality and interpersonal skills to receive better service, upgrades, discounts or freebies.

Skipper just got moved up to first class...he pulled a Braner!
How did Doug get seated without any reservations...that's pulling a Braner!
Nathan got the smoker for half the price others paid....he pulled a Braner!

by Mayor of Caps Nation October 21, 2019

Burning brunette

Get a bald headed gay boy to fill up his ass with a full bottle of Sriracha sauce. He then throws himself in the middle of your circle jerk ass up and head down so he looks like a volcano. He screams fill me up. After the entire group has unloaded in him, he explodes like a volcano spewing the sriracha and sperm all over everyone that participated. Don't worry, he gives everyone a tongue bath before they leave, he never wastes a drop. The burning brunette is a true dumpster

That dirty ass mother fucker gave everyone a burning brunette the other night and even licked the walls.

by deeksdeeks May 1, 2020

wheat burner

A domestic(U.S.A.) usually 4 or 6 cylinder sports car....The American version of the rice burner.

My Dodgr SRT-4 is a wheat burner that would smoke your rice burnin' civic.

by chefrick45419 September 27, 2005