Broken Branch

When two people are having intercourse, and the guy thrusts onto a hard surface (such as his partner's thigh). His penis then bends and a loud cracking sound is emitted. Much swelling will enduce, and medical help is necessary.

My boyfriend's so stupid...this is like the third time he's gotten a broken branch.

by Ouch69 July 21, 2009

Bronch

Bronch (noun) - a combination of breakfast and ass, and regularly has some form of brown (most usually skidmarks or dingle berries) served in the face or on a finger

Eddsie went bronching at the early hours of the morning after a long night of playing pro with his friend Riki.

Bronch is not included in your villa booking

I got ulsers on my tongue after an intense 3 hour morning bronch

Dude, I can smell from your finger you went bronching today didn't you?.....bruh Gon take awhile for that nail to grow back

by Ranchero Russ September 20, 2021