Bro 1: "Hey look over there!"
Bro 2: "Huh?" {looks away}
{PUNCH!}
Bro 2: "Ahhhhh, What was that bro?"
Bro 1" That was a brunch for sleeping with my ex-girlfriend!
Bro 2: "Huh?" {looks away}
{PUNCH!}
Bro 2: "Ahhhhh, What was that bro?"
Bro 1" That was a brunch for sleeping with my ex-girlfriend!
by mondoinvasion July 08, 2009
(V.) To smoke cigarettes or other tobacco products. A fancier name for, "Smoking". It make's you sound refined and confuses most people, like your apart of and exclusive club.
(Guy #1) "Well, it's time for brunch".
(Guy #2) "lead the way, my watch reads; brunch-thirty"
*(Confused eavesdroppers look at each other)*
(eavesdropper #1) "Why the fuck did he just say, "brunch"?
(eavesdropper #2) "I don't know, my phone says 4:30 p.m."?
(eavesdropper #1) "Hmm... I bet they're important".
(Guy #2) "lead the way, my watch reads; brunch-thirty"
*(Confused eavesdroppers look at each other)*
(eavesdropper #1) "Why the fuck did he just say, "brunch"?
(eavesdropper #2) "I don't know, my phone says 4:30 p.m."?
(eavesdropper #1) "Hmm... I bet they're important".
by Noodletron2007 October 30, 2010
Chad G wont be attending brunch at 10 because he is too caked up to tell his teeny side piece to get ready an hour earlier!
by Vest Master April 02, 2016
Brunch- 1. when fried chicken doesn't make you feel like a slave.
2.when a black person eats out w/ a white person.
2.when a black person eats out w/ a white person.
1. Son: The brunch was good mom, but next time, don't let the chicken cook for 2 hours.
Mom: *Speechless*
2.Jombaquisha: You want to go to KFC for brunch!?
Jake: Sure... I guess????
Mom: *Speechless*
2.Jombaquisha: You want to go to KFC for brunch!?
Jake: Sure... I guess????
by Universal Heartthrob May 24, 2009
the act of eating lunch and breakfast at the same time and it's deliciousssssss. Best when served with mimosas, bloodies, and a round of laughter with friends.
by dimvaloo May 25, 2016
1. Especially in UK. A commonly used term for any meal eaten in late morning or early afternoon, as the first meal of the day, serving simultaneously as both breakfast and lunch. Meals typically eaten as brunch include a fry-up, cheese on toast, pancakes or leftovers from the previous night's dinner.
2. Especially in North America. A buffet-style meal eaten together with friends as a social occasion, any time from mid-morning to late afternoon, usually in café or restaurant, but potentially also at home. Usually consists of typical breakfast foods, such as toast, pancakes, cold meats, cheese, sausages, bacon, bread, jam and cakes. Chiefly associated with bourgeois hipsters and middle-aged socialites.
2. Especially in North America. A buffet-style meal eaten together with friends as a social occasion, any time from mid-morning to late afternoon, usually in café or restaurant, but potentially also at home. Usually consists of typical breakfast foods, such as toast, pancakes, cold meats, cheese, sausages, bacon, bread, jam and cakes. Chiefly associated with bourgeois hipsters and middle-aged socialites.
1. I woke up at 11am and had some leftover pizza for brunch, before smoking a spliff and playing some Mario Kart.
2. That new restaurant does excellent brunch on Sundays, I went there last week with Sarah and Marie.
2. That new restaurant does excellent brunch on Sundays, I went there last week with Sarah and Marie.
by academic_rasta November 20, 2017
I was having lovely brunch with Kenny and Chester at Over Easy the other day. You really should try their sassy eggs. They're fabulous!
by Rugby Kitten February 06, 2010