This niggas dick big af. He gotta tuck his dick in his sock so it don't drag across the floor. This nigga fuck every white bitch he sees. This nigga's semen tastes like kool aid. His dick is always hard 24/7. This nigga a god.
A Kung-Fu nigga with reflective pants, his outer versal cock is more spectacular than Spiderman, greater than the Gatsby, more wonderful than the Wizard of Oz, and more good than the doctor. He’s low-key weird but he’s just that nigga
to Bruce: The ability to clock up 40hrs of Skyrim during launch weekend. All while having already clocked up 40+hrs in dead island and 46hrs in Battlefield 3.
(Crud): Skyrim, is an amazing game!
(Vorn): Yeah it is, I wish I didn't have responsibilities....
(Crud): Yeah, you would Bruce the sh1t out of that game!
bruce; a very attractive man. don't be fooled by his good looks though he is probably one of the most stubborn people you will ever meet. he worries more about himself than others and is always getting his way.
that guy is so stubborn.
no i think you mean that guy is so bruce.