finless brown trout

fish that can be domesticated, but which is often flushed prematurely. Often dumped into toilets, and mistaken for dead as it has no eyes, fins, tail, and doesn't seem to swim.

Timmy didn't want to flush the toilet, but his daddy reassured him, telling him he would restock the waters within hours with fresh finless brown trout.

by Pantaloon January 14, 2008

TIJUANA BROWN TROUT

FLOATING PIECE OF HUMAN WASTE IN A PUBLIC SWIMMING POOL...USUALLY RATHER LARGE LOAD

I JUMPED OFF THE DIVING BOARD ONLY TO LAND ON SOMEONES TIJUANA BROWN TROUT

by KLOPPMAFIA January 15, 2009

Stock the Brown Trout

v. the act of defecating.

When Wendel got back from Ryan's Steakhouse, he deftly began to stock the brown trout.

by Dodge Reliant K Carr September 29, 2008

Fishing for brown trout

Anal sex

I wanted to try something new and my girlfriend said try fishing for brown Trout

by Anonymous September 5, 2003

mexican brown trout

A large light brown in color terd that hangs above the water about an inch. Thus simulating a trout being released into the wild.

Man billy just released the biggest mexican brown trout back into the wild.

by dixie4x4 July 14, 2006

Brown Trout Farm

The municipal water reclamation plant, in layman's terms, where the poop goes when you flush it down.

x: Dude, I heard Marty got a job down at the brown trout farm!
y: He'd better take a shower before coming over to my house then...

by Stickyknee April 3, 2011

brown trout fisherman

A person that is homosexual in an environment of straight people.

"How can I put the sensitively Gemma, our friend Gideon, the one you made a move on this morning, well he, em, is a Brown Trout Fisherman" "Oh dear I'm not putting this very well am I....he's a sausage jockey, a marmite driller, a pillow biter"

2 hours later....

".....A Hershey highwayman, a fudge packer"

"OH, you mean he's GAY"

"Yes"

by Brucester September 16, 2006