Brostitute

A friend for hire.

Guy is a brostitute.

by CELLWORM August 29, 2011

brostitute

A freind who says "I'll be your best freind if..." alot. He is bassically selling his freindship for money.

Garrett: I'll be your best freind if you buy me lunch today.
Brandon: You sir, are a brostitute.

by TTT of Your Face February 9, 2010

Protitude

The level in which a being or object is pro. From the root of pro and profession.

Whoa, that guy's protitude is off the charts.

by Anh Thomas February 19, 2010

Bratitude

When someone's attitude is selfish or spoiled like a little brat.

You have the Bratitude of a three year old that needs a nap!

by anonymous June 8, 2022

Burntitude

Level of "high-ness" on a scale of 1-10. Amount of "faded-ness".

You would have to be so high to play the elf in "Elf." Just watch the movie for like ten minutes and you will realize the burntitude of Will Farrel.

by Snuggie Buddies December 22, 2008

broaptitude

Your fellow bro's ability to acquire critical life skills such as drinking games.

Yo bro, I have never seen anyone with such broaptitude for flipcup.

by Lucas Pucas Chanman February 27, 2010

Brostitute

When a bro is easily taken control of by a simple wad of cash, usually for a sexual thing but there are exceptions...

Tim: Bro help me out I didn't study for the biology midterm and you already took it!

Bob: I dont know.....

Tim: waves a wad of 1's

Bob: 1) a, 2) d, 3) c, etc..

Joe: What a Brostitute.

by SexyDescriber October 13, 2011