boytarded

When you commit an act of idiocy for which the only reason is that you are a boy.

Billy blew off his fingers with fireworks because he's boytarded like that

by Chancellor October 2, 2007

bertarded

Stupid and slow witted, worse then retarded.

Bertarded - A person who has not clue how to do anything.

by Cat mechanic March 26, 2013

Water Boarded

When girl flexes her pelvis and accidentally discharges her vaginal fluid on your face whilst being Drop Smeared

"Dude what happened to your face?!"

"I almost drowned earlier, this girl water boarded me."

by Marshmello73 December 15, 2011

San Boardedwindow

A euphemism for the city of San Bernardino, California due to the fact that it is so run down that 2 out of every three windows are boarded up.

Three more businesses closed and were boarded up in San Boardedwindow today.

by pnistico August 20, 2010

brotard

a bro who is retarded

dude you're such a brotard it's not even funny

by Froi Lagat November 25, 2007

boarded

1) What happens to members of a startup company who are not present at the board meeting.
3) To be screwed over.

Everyone but top management is getting boarded in the next board meeting. Across the board pay cuts and stock dilution for, because employees are objects you screw profits out of.

by MarkHGoldstein March 13, 2013

botbarded

Being bombarded by bots in a chat room.
bot

I'm being botbarded and I can't follow this f-ing conversation!!!

by Shelbel94 December 25, 2008