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broscience

A popular training made popular by youtuber Dom Mazzetti. Based around doing what is best for you and not what is best for fitness. Consists of lots of biceps, skipping leg day, lots of benching and looking alpha. It's motto is 50% magic 50% fact, 100% results
I started training with broscience, I havent hit legs in weeks.
by week3hoh August 14, 2018
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broslide

(Prison Term) Sliding your penis in and out of the butt cheeks of a "friend" much the way a hot dog is inserted into a hot dog bun. Because masturbation is horribly repetitive in prison, men must find other ways of achieving orgasm. This method, as opposed to just sticking it straight into the anus, is not considered homosexual because of the lack of penetration.
Dude, I was so desperate for a piece of ass I asked Kevin for a broslide.
by Dildo Dueschbaggins May 27, 2009
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The Trident, Spear of Brosiden

Duct-taping 3 Bro's Penises together and having all three charge at one orifice while singing "Under the Sea" from the popular Disney film The Little Mermaid because "Everythings better down where it's wetter."
Joey: We gave that Bitch The Trident, Spear of Brosiden. Bitches Love the Trident, Spear of Brosiden.

Devon: Everything's Better Down Where It's Wetter!
by SpankinNipples November 4, 2011
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Brosedian

Broseidon is the leader of lax and the Broceans and rules from his Bropalace in Brolantis where he only drinks Brotein shakes, eats chocolate Bronuts, and Laxes all day and night.
That guy is such a Brosedian
He laxes like a Brosedian
Brosedian's are sexyy
by waltersiryesbob October 20, 2010
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Brofidential

adjective; meaning that something is only to be spoken about between two or more dudes/bros
Bret: Brofidentially, do you think I could get with Katy at the party tonite?

Keith: Totally dude, I won't tell her ex if you won't
by El-Hombre-De-Arena January 8, 2012
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Brofidentiality

noun- a strict bond shared between two bros that talk about something that cannot be shared with chicks, babes, non-bros etc.
can also apply to brocrets that may threaten other bros or chick prospects.
This is full brofidentiality.

OK, not telling your girl about this.
by BroMan101010101 September 17, 2012
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brosidon

Derived from the Greek god Poseidon due to his heavily bro-suggestive features such as his spiked out crown in the shape of an upside down visor. Used to describe a loyal and powerful bro generally after doing a particularly difficult favor.
Thanks for doing that bad one so I could hit that bitch last night brosidon.
by Badwulf August 11, 2013
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