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broslide

(Prison Term) Sliding your penis in and out of the butt cheeks of a "friend" much the way a hot dog is inserted into a hot dog bun. Because masturbation is horribly repetitive in prison, men must find other ways of achieving orgasm. This method, as opposed to just sticking it straight into the anus, is not considered homosexual because of the lack of penetration.
Dude, I was so desperate for a piece of ass I asked Kevin for a broslide.
by Dildo Dueschbaggins May 27, 2009
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broslice

A bro, a brosif, a broheim. A brother from another mother.

Also can refer to a brother from the same mother.
"What up"
"Chillin with the broslice."
by Broham Brosef March 1, 2008
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Broseiden

King of the Brocean.

Also:
Father of Brodysseus.
Whoa man, I thought MY dad hated me, then I read about Broseiden in Bromer's The Brodyssey.
by Kev Dog Jones October 14, 2011
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brosiden

king of the brocean

what more is there to say?
brosiden, king of the brocean
by lulwut February 7, 2008
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brosided

When a fellow bro makes an important relationship, social or any life changing decision without consulting his fellow bros. Thus when the decision becomes public, all involved bros feel hurt and left in the dark.
Taylor totally brosided the shit out of me when he decided to change his relationship status on facebook without telling me. I feel like an idiot in this bromance now. I think this is the beginning of the end to our brolationship.
by emmettburley22 June 15, 2015
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The Trident, Spear of Brosiden

Duct-taping 3 Bro's Penises together and having all three charge at one orifice while singing "Under the Sea" from the popular Disney film The Little Mermaid because "Everythings better down where it's wetter."
Joey: We gave that Bitch The Trident, Spear of Brosiden. Bitches Love the Trident, Spear of Brosiden.

Devon: Everything's Better Down Where It's Wetter!
by SpankinNipples November 4, 2011
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Broside

A business where a man hires his gay friend so they can hide their man on man antics as just another day in the office.
Pete hired Jrod to work for him at broside so he can hide the fact he gets ass play from another man from his wife.
by SonOfGatz January 26, 2019
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