when you throw yourself under the bus to help a brother out. Usually when this psycotic whore stalks your bro and his gf/her "best" friend. usually she is a kind of cockblocker, and you are your bro's savior, like a Jeezus.
When Jack asked Bill to take that cockblocker Elizabeth's attention from Jack and Jill, Bill knew how much of a bromageddon this would turn out to be, so he said yes.
If you or someone you know had to sacrifice themself for a bitch so someone else could move in closer with their girlfriend, you have seen a bromageddon
If you or someone you know had to sacrifice themself for a bitch so someone else could move in closer with their girlfriend, you have seen a bromageddon
by JACKtehRIPPA February 11, 2010
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It's a mix of two words: Bromance (A made-up word for men who spend quality time together) & marriage.
Bromage sounds exotic and almost French in nature.
It is for men who share a "bromance" that have been friends for awhile (a year or longer) and they're in it for the long haul.
It's like a common law marriage for bros.
Bromage sounds exotic and almost French in nature.
It is for men who share a "bromance" that have been friends for awhile (a year or longer) and they're in it for the long haul.
It's like a common law marriage for bros.
Christian: "Ya know Justin, we've been friends for over 10 years. I feel rather committed to this friendship."
Justin: "I feel like we have a bromage going on, man."
Justin: "I feel like we have a bromage going on, man."
by BooksmartxDevil September 24, 2009
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When a girl is fucking with two dudes at the same time, but the guys are cool with it because they agreed to it beforehand without her knowledge.
When a girl is fucking with two dudes at the same time, but the guys are cool with it because they agreed to it beforehand without her knowledge.
Tiffany: You know Keisha’s been fucking with David behind your back for months now!
Reggie: Yeah, we both know how she gets down, so we have a Bronage a Trois going on.
Reggie: Yeah, we both know how she gets down, so we have a Bronage a Trois going on.
by Mr.YumYum January 5, 2021
Get the Bronage a Trois mug.When two bros decide to add a third bro to their brolatioship. The third bro can move in with the two existing bros in their living space or he can adopt both bros into his own. While the three males may all be completely heterosexual (see totally straight), by this point at least one bro is usually able to willingly identify himself as being bromosexual.
It derives from the french "menage a trios" (meaning household of three) and the english "bro".
It derives from the french "menage a trios" (meaning household of three) and the english "bro".
Bro 1: You seem like a pretty chill bro. Want to start a brolationship?
Bro 2: I already have one.
Bro 1: Bronage a trois then?
Bro 2: Hellz yeah!
Bro 2: I already have one.
Bro 1: Bronage a trois then?
Bro 2: Hellz yeah!
by ILoveYouBro November 26, 2010
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by broagedude May 13, 2009
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Dude 1: Yo man, want to go get brossages today?
Dude 2: Hell yes
(Proceed to nail salon without anyone questioning manhood)
Dude 2: Hell yes
(Proceed to nail salon without anyone questioning manhood)
by Seanby March 9, 2014
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