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Bookstore Meat

people will only begin to understand it if they accept the bookstore meat
You want some bookstore meat Francesca?”
“What’s bookstore meat Taylor”
“Just accept it and you’ll see the glory 🥩 “
by Bookstore meat October 17, 2020
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Booktard

book·tard \book-tahrd\ 1 An individual who works at a buy/sell/trade book, music or other media pawn type business, who has a major superiority complex in which they feel their beliefs and standards for incoming and outgoing trends are ALL that is law. These prototypical "hipsters", "trend starters", and "scene-setters" (almost always of the faux variety), often spend their free time in a herd of booktards, at their place of business, or accompanied by the bookmanites at a local art viewing or similar gala only to scoff if only for the sole reason to be derisive. booktards are also often referred to as bookmanites.
Dude! did you see that booktard in there? he made fun of your chucks, and his t-shirt said "I listen to bands that aren't even out yet.", what a douche.
by LevArtation February 20, 2011
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Brookstead

Brookstead is a tiny shitty town in QLD Australia about 2 minutes out of Toowoomba. People from brookstead are usually found sticking there dick in a john deere tractor exhaust with a corn cobb up there ass.
Oh my god he has grease on his dick, he must be from Brookstead
by Brookstead August 17, 2020
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bookstagram

A kick-ass social platform for professional booknerds - and by "professional", I mean even those who sit in their pjs under comfy blankets in a cozy place with a good book.
It's main base is on Instagram and you can see it by using #bookstagram and trust me, you'll find a HUMONGOUS amount of booklovers who share your taste and welcome you into the bookstagram community with open arms.
Person 1: Did you hear about Cassandra Clare's new book she released?"
Person 2: "OMG yes!! I bet it's gonna be all over bookstagram! I've gotta buy it and post about it too!"
Person 1: "It'll look sooo good on your shelves! Let me take a #shelfie!"
by bookishstarlight March 4, 2017
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blockstarplanet

A game where you play as an avatar and do in obstacle courses and chat with friends. You can go to chat rooms and have fun.
Person 1:Hey
Person 2: Hey
Person 1:Are you on BlockStarPlanet yet?
by hello_pepolesez_1 June 9, 2018
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booketarian

a person who reads a lot of books, thrives on books, reading is a basic need.
A booketarian would love to work in a library.
by Warjazz April 7, 2010
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bookstore

A horrible, horrible place located on college campuses throughout the United States. One of the few places in the nation where highway robbery and wallet rape is still legal and encouraged. When you walk in be prepared to drop $200 on a stupid hard cover book that you will use at most for three months and then never again (note: this is per class). Prior to walking in, be sure to savor the last few steps of pain free existence for the next several days, because once you walk out you will feel anally pillaged and violated.
John: "Dude are you ok I see you are walking with a gimp?"

Steve: "I will be fine in a couple days. My asshole just needs to recover from the pounding it took at the bookstore. I mean $230 for a book? I wouldn't even pay that much for sex let alone some stupid book."

John: "I know what you mean man. I was ravished by the bookstore just last week."
by SHUPat January 24, 2012
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