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Branko

The sexiest guy of this millenium. All the girls want him, but he only wants one girl. Girls cum when they see him. he is the strongest and has the biggest abs you can find.
OMG! is that a Branko he/she/that is so sexy and hot, it must be a Branko.
by bitcheswantmebadlyinsidethem October 10, 2018
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Tragic Bronson

Tragic Bonson is a play on the name and player Earving "Magic" Johnson who is a famous basketball player and one of the greatest Point Guards of the Lakers back when they were a good team. A Tragic Bronson means a basketball player in the NBA is so bad at the game they can barely dribble the ball. It usually happens when a player has a fastbreak chance but is in shock of the current circumstance.
Tragic Bronson Alert! I repeat, Tragic Bronson Alert!
by xrazbry May 1, 2018
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Brontochad

The SECOND highest level of a chad, this is frickin amazing
Your dad is a Brontochad.
by Geopbyte January 8, 2022
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frosty bronson

I'm so fucking thirsty, I need a frosty bronson.
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Bronomial nomenclature

the formal method for the re-naming or acronymization of anything inappropriate that a bro or bros might say.
E.g.

1.
Tim: "Look at that hoe over there"
Dylan: "Bro, do you even consider bronomial nomenclature, its a fucking THOT you idiot."

2.
HFFA - (Hot from far away) - "Damn that bitch was HFFA yo, but up close she be dayam ugly! "
by relaxin_jackson April 10, 2016
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brontowhoreus

1. a really big slut;
2. a girl who is obvious about her promiscuity;
3. A girl who flaunts or brags about her sexual adventures.
After Nancy had sex with the entire high school football team, everyone knew she was a brontowhoreus.
by toast455 July 2, 2005
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brockolivo

The running for political office by any unqualified meathead/former sports player, hoping to win on his sports glory alone. Named after Brock Olivo, the unsuccessful Republican Congressional candidate for Missouri's 9th District who never voted.
Did you hear about the new guy running for Congress? He's another brockolivo.
by MizzouDem September 4, 2009
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