Bromeostasis

1. Being completely at peace with those around you.

2. A state of absolute brohood.

"I was listening to Pink Floyd with Ryan and Jim the other night, and I was in complete bromeostasis."

by cheetofingers96 December 2, 2013

Bromeostasis

The state in which bros are in constant equilibrium through a healthy balance of positive and negative feedback loops.

Bro 1: Hey bro, did I hurt your feelings with the joke I made earlier?
Bro 2: yea bro you did
Bro 1: I am sorry, bro
Bro 2: yea bro its all good, I appreciate your concern for my wellbeing. You are really looking out for me.
Bro 1: you are my bro and I care about you, our bromeostasis is so important to me

by Wilfred Farrier February 13, 2019

Bromercial

A commercial that is directed at a bro, and possibly includes half naked women.

Jesse: Yo dude, look whats on, naked chicks are selling grapes!
Chris: Dog, that totally makes me wanna go out and buy some now.
Anna: That is SUCH a bromercial!

by anialA June 6, 2007

doup bromeo

colloquial greeting; akin to "sup brah"

(bromeo being derived from bro + romeo)

Stranger: hi
You: doup bromeo
Stranger: Wow now I *know* you're the fucking man, brah! :D

by You (Omegle) May 29, 2009

Bromeo

A nickname for a close friend, usually males. A term of endearment. Or a joke that can be connected to the oreo jingle

Danny: Bromeo, you're the best.

Rich: Thanks man.

or

B-R-OOOO- REO

by Jessie_Roug3 February 21, 2013

Bromerta

A code of silence between bros. From the words Bro and Omerta. Or if you will, a mix of The Bro Code and Omerta.

A lot of unexpected yet exciting things happened when John, Ted, and Dave went to a "gentleman's club" east of the city. But nothing about the event shall be spilled out to anyone, not even to their girlfriends or wives--especially to their girlfriends or wives--because the three of them are bound by Bromerta.

by Malinaw October 2, 2010

bromer

When something a guy does gives another (non homosexual) guy a little tingle, a little twitch down south.

The guy giving me a massage sparked a bromer.

by quad4 October 20, 2008