Bromathy

This is a form of sympathy which can only be elicited from or received voluntarily from a bro. This sympathy, whether solicited or offered freely is always in connection with you or one of your bros being unwillingly dragged to some "chick event".

While unwillingly sitting in a Kenny G concert because your GF insisted she wanted to go, you text your bros for a little bromathy: "Dudes! I'm being held captive by my GF at a Kenny G Concert (or some random chick flick, or some romance novel signing event) and I think I'm gonna hurl ... I need a little bromathy."

by Windsearcher August 26, 2010

bromanteau

Any word that is a portmanteau of "bro" and another word, as in "Broseph", "bromance", "Brosie O'Donnell", "brohemian", or "brodeo".

Nice bromanteau, dude.

by Blogged Drainpipe May 27, 2010

bromato

a tomato that you have become amazing friends with and begin to have a bromance with.

that kid has been playing catch with his bromato all day.

by calebm52 June 7, 2011

Bromage

A rare and exotic cheese made from the breast milk of a man.

Based on that guy's moobs, I bet he'd make some sweet Bromage.

by The Real Dr. Strange March 10, 2010

bromatose

A state of stupor, bordering on complete exhaustion, brought upon as a direct result of intense bro-like activities, such as binge-drinking, though not necessarily characterized by a hangover

"After three days of partying on Phuket, I just sat on the beach the next day totally bromatose."

"I'm not going to make it out tonight, I'm still bromatose from last night."

by MiZa June 10, 2013

Bromageden

A Bromageden is an epic dude party commonly consisting of 5 or more bros, one or more consecutive all nighters, energy drinks, and lots of video games. This level of enjoyment is only achieved usually one or two times a year. A girl arriving at any Bromageden instantly relegates it to just a party, as Bromageden are exclusively male events. The term was originally coined by a group of high school guys in northern Indiana who threw an epic party once a year.

"I can't wait for that New Years Bromageden at Andrew's house"

by Rutherford3x December 30, 2013

Brodate

A 1 on 1 date where two males (do not have to be gay) have fun spending time together. Brodates occur in our everyday lives even when we don't know it.

Hey Marty, wanna go on a brodate tonight?

Sure man, let's get some sushi!

by Niargbane January 19, 2014