brotarded

An otherwise intelligent person who dumbs down their speech and mannerisms in order to fit in with their bros.

He's not really as dumb as he sounds. He's just brotarded.

by tallyhotallyho December 31, 2007

Brostard

Your bro who at many times can be a bastard. But you love him anyway

Rinni can be such a brostard sometimes

by Yukio13 November 8, 2015

jesse bolyard

a slightly large fellow. he tends to waddle slightly when he walks, and drools while giving an extremely vacant stare. see also gay baker

you see that fat kid over there licking the window? that's a jesse bolyard.

by jacks package February 4, 2010

Brotard

The opposite of a Broton, this guy is a bad influence of another guy, though age here is not an important factor. Thieves, gang members, and other thug types qualify.

Practically all the people your parents warned you about.

"That dude is bad news. He's a brotard."

by Sold Out Activist May 11, 2009

Bolltard

Bolltard (noun) Boll(pronunciation= bowl)-tard

Bolltard- (commonly for video games)a person who makes extremely stupid and selfish decisions and proceeds to blame it on others with threating profanity and racial slurs.

I'm not playing with him, he is such a bolltard.

by sizzler99_ May 6, 2021

Boytarded

Adjective: a description of melodramatic, exaggerated, adrenaline fueled acts of idiocy that are glorified by the male gender. These acts, such as "Death Races in super armored battle cars", "Pimping with 20 women, all double Ds!", "Riding a flaming motorcycle to hell that runs on heroine!" as you will often seen depicted in movies, comic books and video games are aimed at young males to make them feel better about leading their otherwise dull lives, are referred to by this description. Mild negative connotation.

Brian: "Dude! That armor-piercing missile launcher attached to the giant mecha is awesome! Almost as awesome as the blue haired pilot, I want to get on that bubble booty and those gigantic tits!"

Sheila: *rolls eyes* Brian, that is so boytarded!

Example in media: Death Race (the movie) and Warhammer 40K

by D_is_for_daring! February 4, 2010

Brytard

A mixture of the name 'Bryanna' and the word 'retard'. Usually used commonly as a nickname mostly given to teenagers and juvenliles named 'Bryanna' who act retarded and silly.

Bryanna: Wow! This textbook feels so amazing...just like...um...a textbook! :D
Sammy: Shut your face, Brytard.

by ` b r y December 9, 2008