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BK Backporch Broiler

A buzzkill which combines the elements of a BK Backporch Griller (in that it is quite unexpected) and a BK Broiler (in that it is quite long-lasting). Not a fun combination, I assure you.

See also: BK Broiler, BK Backporch Griller, BK Burger Shot, Whopper BK
Hey bro, it's already a BK Backporch Griller that he showed up at the party. Let's get rid of him before this becomes a BK Backporch Broiler.

Right after we smoked our dad busted out the obituary section of an old newspaper. An epic BK Backporch Broiler.
by Smollie October 21, 2009
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baltimore broiler

The act of dropping a deuce on a broiling pan and placing in a oven preheated to 400 degrees. Purposes are to stink out any unwanted guests.
My friend Matt brought a real skeezer home, in order to get her out before she could infect my toilet seat with crabs my roomates and I created a splendid baltimore broiler so stink her out.
by Circle of Willis August 26, 2006
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Flame broiler

The new term for a raging homosexual or "flamer", but in a more subtle way.
by xjer December 18, 2009
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moscow broiler

Similar to a Dutch oven but with a touch of shart for good measure.
Brian attempted a Dutch oven on Billy but hit him with grand slam a Moscow Broiler
by Guaguanche January 6, 2016
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Texas Broiler

Intentionally depriving oneself from taking a shit for several days in order to amass the largest, fastest and voluminous crap as possible.

Gestation is complete for the broiler when the gut is percolating and sloshing and the sphincter is dilated and starting to crown accompanied by defecatory labor pains.

The Texas Broiler must be released and left for others to observe and admire.
Tommy dropped a Texas broiler in his grandma’s newly renovated bathroom so everyone that went to see the remodel also saw a true work of human art.

I’m working up a Texas broiler. It’s been 4 days since I shit. I’m planning on dropping this one on my neighbor’s driveway.
by Dick Onchin November 16, 2020
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brofiling

prejudice against a bro before you find out what his deal is
"all hockey players from new england prep schools are assholes"

"take it back. that's brofiling."
by afootman October 18, 2008
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broiled

Russ and I got broiled last night.
by barnsworth November 14, 2006
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