Bronfail

A fail of epic proportions. More epic than Optimus Prime.

Person 1: I cut myself on a strawberry :(
Person 2: While cutting it?
Person 1: No, actually on the strawberry :(
Person 2: BRONFAIL!!!

by Guy-In-The-Fire July 8, 2011

Brofile

A bro's profile to see if he will fit in with the group of bros. It is an elevator pitch resume, for bros.

Matt: My sister wants us to invite her new bae into the GC.

Foley: Ok, whats his Brofile?

Matt: He only talks sports, shares pictures of sexy plates of wings and other sports aroused moments, and he for sure has not showered in 2 days.

Foley: He sounds amazing, he's in!

by Mike109999 August 26, 2025