Bootext

noun, a text message sent by one person to another in the hopes of having a sexual encounter. A modern replacement for the Booty Call.

After a long night of partying, Sally was awoken by a bootext from Sheldon.

by Sheldon123 January 7, 2009

Brotect

To be protected or protect a male friend from a women.

That bitch Sydney tried to invite Greg over... Good thing I brotected him by bitch slapping her.

by galbaugh13 December 1, 2010

Witness Brotection Brogram

When a Bro disappears because he is hanging out with a girlfriend, family member or blames missing hanging out with other bros on work.

If they are missing precious Broments they are officially in the Witness Brotection Brogram.

Bro 1: I haven't seen Nick in a week, and he hasn't texted me back.
Bro 2: Ever since he started dating Jen, he has been in the Witness Brotection Brogram and has been so lame.
Bro 1: I'm heart BRO-ken.

by Tar 2750 January 18, 2010

brotest

a riot over a particularly bro-ish issue, like a sports game, or a girl not exposing herself after a large number of people start chanting.

That brotest after VCU's big basketball loss was epic, it totally made the game worth it for me.

by electrobro April 22, 2011

Brotex

A type of condom used for gay sex between two men

"Hey, dude, I wanna be safe. How about we use a brotex?"

by x450 September 27, 2008

Brotentious

1. Having the quality of wanting to be regarded as more swole, cool or alpha than they really are;

2. The act of thinking your gym is far superior to anyone else's gym.

Mark: I just went to Planet Fitness and I enjoyed it.
Tony: Bro. No one is getting swole at Planet Fitness.

Mark: Serioulsy, stop being so brotentious.

by broboi69 June 3, 2016

Brotection

When you cover for your homie at all times, like he was your brother from the same mother

Mo': why do cover for Shawnice so much?
Momo: it's called brotection, Mo.

by Mo'words August 26, 2018