british people 

People who are born in the U.K who have no teeth and have weird accents. Their only comeback is “AT LEAST OUR SCHOOLS ARENT GETTING SHOT UP.”

“I was talking to a british person and he is extremely gay and sucks big hard black penis.” “Well next time tell him he has no teeth and has a weird accent” “Okay” 5 hours later… “He said AT LEAST OUR SCHOOLS ARENT GETTING SHOT UP!” Yeah that’s british people for you… They dont have any other comebacks.

british people by feddy124 April 17, 2022

british people 

Our brothers from across the pond. They have funny accents and like to drink hot tea. Somewhat bitter about losing the American Revolution. Most Brits are extremely liberal like our sisters from up north (Canada). They don't take too kindly to our "rights to bear arms" and usually address the subject of Americans as "Bastards!" and/or "ignorant fools". They gave us The Beatles, The Office, "Charlie" from LOST and well Ozzy Osbourne. :)
EXAMPLE:
(Sharon's dog pees on the carpet)
OZZY: "Who pissed? Who pissed on my ***** ***** carpet!you f**** **(BEEP)**** ***(BEEP)***********(BEEP)***********."

British people: "I got a flat for let"
American: "WHAT?"
British people: "Sorry, I have an apartment that's for sale"

Guy1:What kind of sick people came up with the Spice Girls?
Guy2:British People
Guy1: Oh..that explains a lot.

british people by iHEARTbrits October 11, 2007

british people 

Basically the backbone of the american lookout. We see them as the cool ones, and were just a bunch of jackasses! They can make anything sound cool like "Bananas in Pajamas." Smart and very funny people. (monty python)

Euro-Trip: Total stereotype of Brits. Yet, still funny in the way that the Brits are presented by swearing like scalliwags and drinking non-stop! Also very sporting for MANCHESTER UNITED THE GREATEST FOOTBALL TEAM EVER!!!!!!!!

british people by Jason Lovetto April 24, 2005

British people 

People who for some reason hate Americans even though for the most part we don't really insult them or anything. They constantly bash Americans probably out of jealousy or because they all believe that we are gun-using, bush-supporting ignorant idiots (only half of us are). In reality they usually come off as the ignorant ones because rather than listen to people like myself they keep saying hateful things towards Americans. Gave us Christian Bale and The Office (thank you very much).

Americans: Why are British people so angry?
British people: STUPID IGNORANT YANK! I HOPE YA BURN IN HELL YA BLOODY WANKA

British people by Johnny D in MKE July 23, 2006

British People 

A group of people with hilarious accents that mostly live on an island off the coast of the REAL Europe. Are notable for their hatred of Americans despite the fact that, unlike many other nations, they don't actually have a good reason for it. Their most meaningful contribution to the modern world is the video game reviewer Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw.

British People: Wot wot, etc.

British People by Krish2 May 9, 2010

British People 

Probably the most polite, sofisticated, calm, interesting people. Everyone says that they're a bunch of snobs but never judge a book by its cover! If you don't be a rude steroetype to them they won't to you. :) (this is coming from an American)

British people are cool lol idk

British People by */Stardragons/* January 6, 2018

British people 

annoying people whose accents well annoy the hell out of any body, even australians, dont brush their teeth and think they were the reason hitler didnt take over the world ha!

Those british people douche bags breath makes me wanna through up ehhhhh

British people by sCAREbear69 January 20, 2009