british people

Our brothers from across the pond. They have funny accents and like to drink hot tea. Somewhat bitter about losing the American Revolution. Most Brits are extremely liberal like our sisters from up north (Canada). They don't take too kindly to our "rights to bear arms" and usually address the subject of Americans as "Bastards!" and/or "ignorant fools". They gave us The Beatles, The Office, "Charlie" from LOST and well Ozzy Osbourne. :)
EXAMPLE:
(Sharon's dog pees on the carpet)
OZZY: "Who pissed? Who pissed on my ***** ***** carpet!you f**** **(BEEP)**** ***(BEEP)***********(BEEP)***********."

British people: "I got a flat for let"
American: "WHAT?"
British people: "Sorry, I have an apartment that's for sale"

Guy1:What kind of sick people came up with the Spice Girls?
Guy2:British People
Guy1: Oh..that explains a lot.

by iHEARTbrits October 11, 2007

british people

Basically the backbone of the american lookout. We see them as the cool ones, and were just a bunch of jackasses! They can make anything sound cool like "Bananas in Pajamas." Smart and very funny people. (monty python)

Euro-Trip: Total stereotype of Brits. Yet, still funny in the way that the Brits are presented by swearing like scalliwags and drinking non-stop! Also very sporting for MANCHESTER UNITED THE GREATEST FOOTBALL TEAM EVER!!!!!!!!

by Jason Lovetto April 24, 2005

British people

People who for some reason hate Americans even though for the most part we don't really insult them or anything. They constantly bash Americans probably out of jealousy or because they all believe that we are gun-using, bush-supporting ignorant idiots (only half of us are). In reality they usually come off as the ignorant ones because rather than listen to people like myself they keep saying hateful things towards Americans. Gave us Christian Bale and The Office (thank you very much).

Americans: Why are British people so angry?
British people: STUPID IGNORANT YANK! I HOPE YA BURN IN HELL YA BLOODY WANKA

by Johnny D in MKE July 23, 2006

british "people"

human beings who claim to be people, but are british so they aren't.

british "people" always tell me they deserve human rights.

by i-hate-britain May 8, 2023

British People

A group of people with hilarious accents that mostly live on an island off the coast of the REAL Europe. Are notable for their hatred of Americans despite the fact that, unlike many other nations, they don't actually have a good reason for it. Their most meaningful contribution to the modern world is the video game reviewer Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw.

British People: Wot wot, etc.

by Krish2 May 9, 2010

British People

Probably the most polite, sofisticated, calm, interesting people. Everyone says that they're a bunch of snobs but never judge a book by its cover! If you don't be a rude steroetype to them they won't to you. :) (this is coming from an American)

British people are cool lol idk

by */Stardragons/* January 6, 2018

British people

annoying people whose accents well annoy the hell out of any body, even australians, dont brush their teeth and think they were the reason hitler didnt take over the world ha!

Those british people douche bags breath makes me wanna through up ehhhhh

by sCAREbear69 January 20, 2009