British Dojo

The act of panting your penis to look like a dragon, and then receiving oral sex while sprinkling green tea over the participant.

"Amber and I got lost in the woods, and to pass time she suggested a British Dojo. We got some berries for the paint and just crushed some leaves for the tea."

"Cool story bro."

by Imatryhard November 2, 2011

British disease

The post WW2 pattern decline of British workmanship due to industrial unrest and labour strikes.

Margaret Thatcher cured England of the British Disease during the 1980s.

by Bill the Cat May 6, 2008

british_dave_miller

Pretty funny dude and gay.

Though he's REALLY gay for kitkatzilla_ !!

I love british_dave_miller

by kitkatzilla_ May 15, 2022

british_dave_miller

Their gay very homosexual.

But mostly homosexual for kitkatzilla_. ☠️

I love british_dave_miller. british_dave_miller tastes good.

by kitkatzilla_ May 15, 2022

british_dave_miller

They're gay really gay.

Gay for kitkatzilla_ !!

I love british_dave_miller

by kitkatzilla_ May 16, 2022

British desert

when you put a can of beans in someone else's anus, put whipped cream on your dick, and stick it in there.

John gave me a British desert the other day.

by zepoopenfarten October 18, 2023

British rainy day

When a man ejaculates on a female’s glasses, and then wipes his penis on them, like on a car’s windscreen wiper.

Hey George, did you hear about Mark giving Emily a “British rainy day”?

by George and Emily September 27, 2019