British'd

Getting absolutely owned with a shank, knife, of any sharp object and not surviving

Bill: Bro I got one tapped with a knife
Jean: You got british'd bro

British'd by dbiir September 7, 2022

british dean 

A true patriot who tells points refugees to where the door is. A British Dean is a 1990s relic who just wants his beer, babes, beer and banter. A British Dean has more SIM cards than Nuts magazine.

“British Dean has added me to another list.”

“All the SIM cards are sold out? British Dean strikes again.”
“Can we leave British Dean in 2020?”

british dean by JeSuisPod January 9, 2021

British Delight 

A herbal substance, which when smoked produces a high somewhat similar to that of marijuana. However unlike marijuana, it is legal, does not show up in drug tests and costs $5 per gram. While the origins of this substance are unknown it is rumoured that the British are taxing it a penny per pound...

Tipsy: Let me get some of that British Delight.
Passerby: Don't buy that shit! Don't you know it's taxed by the British?

British Delight by I.B.High September 24, 2011

british douchebag 

Middle and Upper Class british youth. They are usually students but not always. Characteristically defined as pretentious douchebags who wear aviator sunglasses, shorts and flip flops in the middle of fuckin winter. There are two types, the trendsetters and the followers. The trendsetters as the name implies are the ones who lead the way. The followers are useless cunts who have no identity and worship their leaders. Their natural habitat is out on the street usually at night. Can be also found using the phrase "Yeahno"

John: Did you go out last night?
Phil: Oh Mate Yeah it was amazing we got smashed
John: Rararararara
Phil: Yeahno it was really good. rarararara
John: Let's have gay buttsex
Phil: OK rarararararara. I'm a british douchebag

british douchebag by Keepinitrealreal March 24, 2010

british dip

to place ones asshole on tip of nose until victim (preferable sleeping or unconcious) gags due to unbarable stinch of brown eye and grundle, once victim gags and opens mouth to breath fresher air one would drop balls in mouth, thus completing the british dip. continue until statisfied with shaming of victim

Laney got so fucked up off of vodka and water he passed out on the kitchen floor and got britished dipped 7 times.

british dip by danny paden July 11, 2004

national shit on the British day 

The day in which one must shit on Britain and all of its inhabitants because British people suck ass.

Occurs November 16th annually

“Hey, do you want to join me tonight for national shit on the British day?”

national shit on the British day by Raiyu November 16, 2021

British disco 

When a British person walks in to a pub and a British pop artist is on the radio an the British person in the pub dances

the dance is British disco. It can be any dance move but the song artist has to be British.

There is a British disco mob down at the corner pub.

British disco by the perinters devel June 6, 2017