not the brightest bulb on the christmas tree

An analogy describing someone who is not quick-witted and gives the impression of being not very smart.

airhead dimwittedç

You are going to ask John to hook up your PS4? Good luck on that one, you do realize he's not the brightest bulb on the christmas tree.

by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015

Not the brightest kid in the cabbage patch

commonly used when someone does/says something stupid.
refers to someone being more dumb then the general public or a group of people

Person 1: i never knew cows made milk
Person 2: are you kidding me, where did you think milk came from?
Person 1: I don't know

Person 2: yeah, your not the brightest kid in the cabbage patch

by the brightest kid June 5, 2011

Not the brightest star in the sky

"Not the brightest star in the sky" means there not the smartest person.
Let's say you where in a class room and you failed a test, sombody might say well "there not the brightest star in the sky"

Did you hear that Kim failed her exams?
Well she's not the brightest star in the sky if I'm being honest.

by Xo_Xo_Xo December 30, 2019

Her Brights Were On

When a Females Nipples Are Erect When She Walks Into A Room.

When she walked into the room she forgot "Her Brights Were On".

by Knee Paul April 5, 2011

the breast and brightest

The finest women America has to offer

Shelby has it going on; she's one of the breast and brightest. Nice ass, brilliant mind, and a caring heart. Gosh dang!

by Professor Precious March 5, 2015

brights

jail term used to describe mornings

leroy woke up nowing he had only four brights left in gulf county jail.

by bert2 April 9, 2006

brightness

when something appears to seem very bright and when it hurts your eyes because of its brightness.

1 things like the brightness of the computer screen, a cellphone being used in the dark etc...
2 makes your eyes sting.
3 too bright to
look at.

by the wind is changing September 12, 2005