Brexit

Act of deliberate harm to a nation in order to profit by shorting its currency, short-selling shares and bonds, and by farming out lucrative government contracts to cronies.

See also: insurance job.

The whole country went tits up, but I don't care because Brexit made me seriously rich.

by Professor Arsegarp July 23, 2021

Brexit

To Brexit is to exit and somehow make everyone feel worse than when you were there.

Gonna go get KFC and not come back. Get Brexited nibbas! Walloped! Boom! KaCHOW!!!

by Brandon Pennycook May 27, 2018

Brexit

When somebody makes a decision despite being uninformed of said decision and its consequences

I think Jenny pulled a brexit voting for class president... Everybody but her knew that the new president would take away school lunches

by scratchattacks December 30, 2016

Brexit

To say bye but not leave

A: Ok, Aaron, see you.
B: Alright bye! *stays*
A: Aaron, you're brexiting.

by subjekt 18 March 29, 2019

Brexit

When, in mid-conversation, many English people just inexplicably decide to wander off, while any normal person would at least offer a 'BRB' of some kind. They tend to be gone for a long time, possibly even all day long, and when they get back act like they never left.

"So, Ashley, how was brexit?" "Huh?"

by CJCsomething May 30, 2018

Brexit

A self-inflicted disaster, requiring a distinct lack of sense.

If you want to completely brexit a bridge from Ireland to Mainland Europe, get the guy who couldn't build a bridge across the Thames.

by Boris Bridge March 21, 2021

Brexit

Brexit is when you promise to pull out, but you don’t.

I told Johnson we had to Brexit and when it was time he didn’t pull out.

I promised her I would pull out but instead I pulled a brexit.

Sometimes when I brexit I end up with a child 9 months later. That makes 3 these past 2 years. 2 with Teresa and one with Boris.

I am British and my wife is European so I can do a proper brexit.

by Awesomeluc December 8, 2019