Breitbarticle

An article/report/story in the news that has little to no basis in fact and/or was clearly written with the intent to push some sort of political agenda i.e., fake news. Typically found online on fringe, far-right websites and presented as though it is legitimate journalism, most commonly covering topics like politics, race relations, climate change, etc.

Person 1: I just read a story online about a child sex ring run by Hillary Clinton in the basement of some pizza parlor...how crazy is that??

Person 2: Oh yeah? Well I just read a report that Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin are having a secret love affair...it's true!!

Person 3: Oh my god, those are both ridiculous breitbarticles, just stop. Here, let's put our phones down and go outside...

by Longrod Von Hugedong December 9, 2016

Brexit tackle

Two footing some skill move merchant twat into the grave and showing no remorse for him, his family or the consequences of the Brexit tackle

That Cameron tosser got Brexit tackled by Nick because he was sick and tired of watching Cameron do stupid Antony spin malarkey around the pitch like a prime Neymar jr.

by anonymous July 20, 2023

Brexit Dividend

An entirely imaginary future cash windfall, known by all parties not to exist, used as a face-saving alternative for admitting one has no bloody clue how one will pay for something.

Upon being presented with the bill, the customer looked the waitress square in the eye and replied, “no cash on me right now, but the Brexit Dividend will cover it”.

by Simenski June 18, 2018

Brexit

Describes a self inflicted clusterfuck for which you take no ownership

What a fucking Brexit Dave! You’re the one who not only built the suicide vest, but decided to wear it AND detonate it, how can it NOT be your fault?!

by Nevergoingtohappen November 14, 2018

brejin

friend, homie in street language

1.byee brejin
2.sup brejin

by babiegurl August 16, 2006

Brexit

The undefined being negotiated by the unprepared in order to get the unspecified for the uninformed.

*seing something that doesn't make sense*
*rolling eyes*
"Oh, that's a total Brexit."

by L'Agneau January 27, 2019

Brexit

The latest word for confusion

Guy: What is the meaning of life? Am I real? Are you even real?
Me: I am Brexit right now

by Flash Slash April 2, 2019