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breathalyzer

california gay policeman get off when using breathalyzer
to start breathalyzer test we want you to wrap your lips around this tube. Now blow, suck, blow, suck, take a deeper breath now blow harder, you need to keep you lips tight on the tube, now blow, suck. Fine, You have the right to remain silent if you say anything we will rerun test...

( cops should ask if you would like police women run test )

Ball breathers 

When a guy's boxer briefs become so worn out in the middle that holes form on the sides of each testicle.
Wife: Babe, you need to go buy some new undies and quit walking around this house in them ball breathers!
Ball breathers by JawboneMCG September 18, 2016

San Francisco Breathalyzer 

An unusual sexual maneuver in which one partner puts their lips up to the other partner's anus and expels a burp.
"Dude, Mark is into some weird shit. Last night while we were fooling around, he told me to take the rimjob to the next level with a San Francisco Breathalyzer."

Alabama breathalyser 

When you have to give a cop a blowjob to get out of going to jail.
To keep from going to jail Melanie has to give an Alabama breathalyser.

texas breathalyzer

"...after having a few drinks, they started givin freebies. They all got
Texas breathalyzers."
texas breathalyzer by tu y yo December 22, 2007