South Side breakfast

Receiving a hefty dose of anal sex upon waking.

Barack Obama served South Side breakfast to Michelle this morning.

by lstr September 26, 2013

breadcake bum

A woman with a wide flat ass that's hard slightly tanned and crusty on top of her ass cheeks then pale flakey white at the bottom of the butt, always has her thong sticking out with full on builders crack smiling at you

Dam that girl need to pull up her jeans or lose some weight shes showing her breadcake bum

by realtalk81 February 3, 2015

breakfast boner

an erection similar to the morning wood, only it is slightly delayed and doesnt rise until your at the breakfast table. can also refer to a morning wood erection that doesnt go down until your at the breafast table. or it can simply be used interchangably with morning wood.

Steve woke up in the morning to his surprise with no erection. However, while waiting on his pancakes Steve got a breakfast boner.

by canvasfred August 9, 2010

Leeds Breakfast

A leeds breakfast is a breakfast commonly eaten at Leeds Festival. It consists of a cigarette and a can of beer.

'Here, pass me the fags and a tinny Jonas'
"Get your own leeds breakfast you lazy git."

by AbuWeezer October 18, 2008

breadstick

a elongated piece of hardened bread named Luke Hemmings. Usually 4 cents. Most commonly referred to as a fuckboy by association.

"Do you know the lead singer in 5 seconds of summer?"
"Oh yeah, I know that breadstick."

by Katsreallylame January 4, 2015

Tokyo Breakfast

The name of a spoof television situation comedy pilot produced by westerners in 2000, filmed in Canada and appeared in the 2001 Ohio Film Festival. The characters speak in Japanese accented American English. Characters address each other by using the term "nigga" excessively.

Tokyo Breakfast
You don't need a school? If nigga no go to school, nigga no get a job, if nigga no get a job, nigga no make no money, if nigga no make no money, nigga no be able to afford BMW 7 series nigga!

by Walküre May 9, 2006

Somalian Breakfast

When you don't eat anything in the morning, either due to lack of time, lack of food or because you don't feel like.

If you're not actually awake in the morning, it doesn't count.

I overslept and was running late for work, so I had to go for a Somalian breakfast.

by Snerual February 13, 2013