branded

being completely controlled by your girlfriend or boyfriend even more so than being whipped so that they leave their mark forever

Man i had to go candle shopping with my girlfriend in a pink polo because she thought i looked nice

Dude your so branded

by keecjl February 26, 2009

Brandoned

Taking intoxication to new animalistic levels. A step further than 'Wheritted', but not quite as far as 'Brothers Brandoned'

"Dude, you were Brandoned after that Absolute Chambulls in Voddy Revs last night."

"I did 5 boxes of Country Manor - I was totally Brandoned"

by Wh88 November 22, 2009

branded

When a girl gets a tattoo for a boyfriend and when they brake up she has a stamp or a brand to remind her of him.

"The bitch is branded by me"

by troublemaker 11 August 1, 2008

Branded

1. When you have given someone anal sex.

2. Referenced to being screwed in the butt.

1. This girl was really hot and after a few drinks at the bar I branded her.

2. Ah man, that test was brutal, I just got branded.

by WIUR-bird August 30, 2010

Brandoned

When one of your friends start dating the girl you like.

Yo Todd brandoned me and started dating Jessica

by SeñorPancakes July 25, 2020

bandsed

bandsed is another word for scammed

get bandsed nigga

by K's#0001 May 25, 2022

kroger branded

When one settles for the generic instead of the genuine article. Used primarily when a guy goes for an easy girl.

i.e. " Matt totally Kroger branded that deal when he started dating her"

" Dude, don't kroger brand that, shes got bigger arms than you do!"

by Daniel Holbrook August 24, 2008