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brando

brando is a word commonly used by young suburban teens to describe how cool something is.
aw man that was so brando

nah man im brando im just staying home tonight
by the mad patter October 2, 2009
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Brandos

Brandos is a fuckboy, he is a social climber that claims he is a deep guy but really he just wants girls for sex. He listens to his mother at home when he is out he lives by his own rules

All Brandos's like to have a lot of sex
"yo yo yo that Brandos Antic guy is such a fuckboy "
by kayeemare March 15, 2015
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brando

To express disdain or disgust via inscrutably bizarre behavior.
Billy was so upset that there were no girls at the party he pulled a Brando - spoke in gibberish, yelled at the punch bowl and only ate the finger foods while dancing.
by Jack36 July 19, 2006
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brando

To forcibly rape another person or object and then pulling out to eliminate pregnancy. The term comes from Marlon Brando when he raped Blanche in T. Williams' *A Streetcar Named Desire*
Guy 1: What's wrong with your bag?
Guy 2: It's really worn down.
Guy 1: Dude, it looks like you brando the crap outta that bag.
Guy 2: .............so
by c.t.11 March 5, 2010
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Dio Brando

The name of a someone that is garunteed to kill your dog if he is your adoptive brother. Usually does evil actions followed by a blood cry WRYYYYYY! He will also attempt to crush your great great grandson with a steam roller in stopped time.
JoJo: Dio, what did you do to Danny?!
Dio Brando: WRYYYYYYY!!!!
JoJo: DIOOOOOOO!!!
by Krustywalrus October 11, 2018
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american brando

A middle aged man who has a bowl hair cut and works at a grocery store. He enjoys eating powder doughnut holes while he's on his break. In his freetime he enjoys playing pokemon go and getting drunk.
"Hey Steve why is that guy have a bowl hair cut."

"That's just American Brando."
by @TheRealWesside January 27, 2018
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Diego Brando

Johnny:I thought Diego Brando's were fucking extinct!
Diego: think again crippled cowboy!
by Fukboi Joestar November 27, 2019
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