Branding
Branding by Papa'sfrezeria(Svel) January 27, 2026
Branding Asshole
The stupid wastes of sperm & eggs that judge people by their appearance, occupation, hobbies, music taste etc. They often categorise people into a culture/sub-culture, & define them on the basis of their own shallow perspective. Alot of them post these definitions on urban dictionary.
Branding Asshole #1: That guy is so skinny, his hairs messy, he’s into art & bands that no one has ever heard of ... he’s such an indie fag.
Branding Asshole #2: But I saw him surfing the other day. Indie boys don’t surf!
Branding Asshole #3: I know! Surfers are just idiots who wear bright coloured tees & board shorts, even when their not on the beach & they usually have bleached hair. They also listen to pop rock bands like ‘All American Rejects’.
Branding Asshole #4: But I saw a song from The All American Rejects on the indie guys Ipod!
Branding Asshole #5: He must be a ‘scenester’ then.
Branding Asshole #6: I heard his girlfriends a indie chick. She wears vintage clothing & shit & likes to read alot.
Branding Asshole #7: I saw her shopping at ‘Supre’ the other day ...
Branding Asshole #8: She’s such a wannabe then.
Normal OPEN-MINDED person: You guys, are pathetic.
The point is kiddos, if a person does certain things that would make other people identify that person with a sub-culture, & then do something that would contradict the normal atmosphere of that subculture, they shouldn’t be labelled ‘indie’ or ‘surfie’ or ‘scenester’ (whatever the fuck that is). You can’t just define a person on superficialities, because in turn your defining YOURSELF as a superficial person. I listen to some indie bands & at the same time listen to other music that I enjoy, such as Chris brown! I love art & I love reading but I also like watching meaningless chick flicks. I wear what I think looks nice, & what I feel comfortable in, & don’t obsess over making myself look like an individual. You Branding Assholes out there might label me as some sort of wannabe (because that’s just what you do), but I define myself, for myself, & I don’t see myself as belonging to any of those stupid stereotypes.
Branding Asshole #2: But I saw him surfing the other day. Indie boys don’t surf!
Branding Asshole #3: I know! Surfers are just idiots who wear bright coloured tees & board shorts, even when their not on the beach & they usually have bleached hair. They also listen to pop rock bands like ‘All American Rejects’.
Branding Asshole #4: But I saw a song from The All American Rejects on the indie guys Ipod!
Branding Asshole #5: He must be a ‘scenester’ then.
Branding Asshole #6: I heard his girlfriends a indie chick. She wears vintage clothing & shit & likes to read alot.
Branding Asshole #7: I saw her shopping at ‘Supre’ the other day ...
Branding Asshole #8: She’s such a wannabe then.
Normal OPEN-MINDED person: You guys, are pathetic.
The point is kiddos, if a person does certain things that would make other people identify that person with a sub-culture, & then do something that would contradict the normal atmosphere of that subculture, they shouldn’t be labelled ‘indie’ or ‘surfie’ or ‘scenester’ (whatever the fuck that is). You can’t just define a person on superficialities, because in turn your defining YOURSELF as a superficial person. I listen to some indie bands & at the same time listen to other music that I enjoy, such as Chris brown! I love art & I love reading but I also like watching meaningless chick flicks. I wear what I think looks nice, & what I feel comfortable in, & don’t obsess over making myself look like an individual. You Branding Assholes out there might label me as some sort of wannabe (because that’s just what you do), but I define myself, for myself, & I don’t see myself as belonging to any of those stupid stereotypes.
Branding Asshole by Kaisar January 9, 2009
Human Branding
A term used for degrading a victim in torture. This can be done by forced nudity and humiliation. Human Branding is a more exciting way unless you're used to burning people, that is.
Human Branding is quite self-explanatory. You grab an iron brand, heat it up, and stick it on the person wherever you please. Rapists and Paedophiles should have it placed on both testicles and face. That's after carefully slicing the tip of the penis "to put such predators out of use before being released onto our streets" and to assist the prey identify the predator.
Think of it like giving an extremely painful tattoo to them. It does cause a good amount of pain, after all nobody likes having burning hot metal pressed onto their skin, or in the Rapist and Paedophiles eyes "Ball-sacks".
Because of how livestock are branded, human branding can be seen as a way of showing the victim's reduction in the status of their life. It's almost as if they are property now.
Human Branding is quite self-explanatory. You grab an iron brand, heat it up, and stick it on the person wherever you please. Rapists and Paedophiles should have it placed on both testicles and face. That's after carefully slicing the tip of the penis "to put such predators out of use before being released onto our streets" and to assist the prey identify the predator.
Think of it like giving an extremely painful tattoo to them. It does cause a good amount of pain, after all nobody likes having burning hot metal pressed onto their skin, or in the Rapist and Paedophiles eyes "Ball-sacks".
Because of how livestock are branded, human branding can be seen as a way of showing the victim's reduction in the status of their life. It's almost as if they are property now.
Human Branding by CannabisKings January 17, 2020
lipstick branding
lipstick branding by :]:] January 18, 2009
Russel Branding it
When you play your own persons in every movie that you are in or the same character.
Famous among stars such as Russel brand and Seth rogan
Famous among stars such as Russel brand and Seth rogan
IE: Russel brand was Russel branding it in get him to the Greek
IE: dude i totally Russel branded it on that speech
IE: dude i totally Russel branded it on that speech
Russel Branding it by lolcakesninjapirate July 27, 2010
whore branding
noun. Generally known as the tatoo on the lower back of a woman. When a woman places a tatoo on her lower back so men purposely look at her ass
whore branding by BradT August 31, 2006
social branding
When someone gets a tattoo, piercing, crazy haircut, or any other fashion addition as a lame attempt to fit in socially.
Ex 1 : Jason got his social branding when he got his penis pierced so he would fit in with his buddies down at the Blue Oyster bar.
Ex 2 : When Chuck started hanging out with the biker crowd he gave himself a social branding by having Harley tattoos plastered to his arms.
Ex 2 : When Chuck started hanging out with the biker crowd he gave himself a social branding by having Harley tattoos plastered to his arms.
social branding by Omegastrike September 15, 2010
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