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brand spanking new

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the quality of an item recently manufactured and/or purchased a short while ago and without showing any marks, scratches or other defects.

The terminology derives from the obsolete practice of spanking a newborn human on the back immediately after birth to stimulate breathing.
Yep. Just drove it off the lot and it is brand spanking new.
by ekks September 24, 2010
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Truly the greatest storytelling visionary to embody the fantasy era zeitgeist of our post-modern capitalist society. His contemporary philosophical book series 'Mistborn' is the unrivalled marker of true talent, and really exemplifies the rampant dystopian consumerism present in our society.

Some say Brando Sando is the next coming of the equally legendary author Jojor Wel. Others claim that he's the "most voraciousist of them all!" Whoever he is, rest assured knowing his fame and sheer literary talent lies unmatched, at the very peak of modern storytelling, and rivalled only by the great philanthropist, philosopher and literary scholar, E. Carle.
In all regards, it should be implored to make Brando Sando Mandotory reading in schools.
Slava Brando!
average arrWriting user: "If you like Russian literature similar to that of Dostoevesky, you'll love Brando Sando!"
Another arrWriting user: "Show dont tell. Show dont tell. Show dont tell. Show dont tell. Show dont tell. Show dont tell".
by Kongjie June 3, 2022
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brand snob

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A brand snob is someone who has clothing, equipment, accessories, etc. from brands who are expensive and are popular
"You're such a brand snob Chloe."
by Robinnnuk December 10, 2017
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Brand-shop

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When you buy something just because it's from a good brand you know about, but it was actually a crappy product or just average for a ton of money. What advertisers want you to do....
When I bought that Bedhead hairdryer I realized I accidentally brand-shopped, and it was actually just a really heavy but cool-looking hairdryer.
by pseudopirate March 11, 2009
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brand slut

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Consumers who flit from one brand to the next with no sense of fidelity to any of them.
The 18 to 34 crowd, apparently, are disloyal brand sluts. They hop and whore around the place, trying this new beer or that new car or body sprays and tooth whiteners: they can be bought, in other words. And that makes them desirable.
—Rob Long, The Sunday Telegraph, November 20, 2005
by dakinigrl February 27, 2008
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The technical term used for anyone's inability to refuse buying name-branded items, whether they need/want them or not.
Bill: Dude, why did Laura just buy those men's Burton shorts?

Ted: You didn't hear? She has name-brand syndrome (NBS).

Bill: Poor girl...
by hickmang-nation March 22, 2009
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brandy snap

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When your spit roasting a brown girl and both blow your load at the same time, pull out and let the baby cream flow out both ends, resembling the popular snack brandy snaps.
Oh bro do you remember that time we brandy snapped that how?
by Sicko87 July 29, 2017
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