Brandeis Handshake

The act of a guy going up to a girl from behind, grabbing her crotch, and starting to dance/grind with her at a party or club.

Origin of Name: Brandeis University, a university whose men are alleged to be physically and socially awkward and inept with women.

JAP #1: Oh my g-d! That guy just gave me a Brandeis Handshake

JAP #2: Ugh, what a dork!

by thegreatrock March 13, 2010

Brandeis High School

A place where everyone are fucking coons and no one gets along, has the most stuck up people and O’Connor kids look down on us. Everyone is rich and flexes all the time, no oke has friends.

Damn I got a 30 on a math test, i just pulled a fucking Brandeis on the math test.

Brandeis high school is a school in San antonio, Tx

by Brandeis Student October 27, 2018

Brandeslevel

Something quite useless. When there is a job that people do not like, we say it is Brandeslevel..

Aw, this job is brandeslevel.

Why did he assign us this homework, it is brandeslevel.

Don't talk to her, it is brandeslevel.

by Stich Smellfour January 15, 2018

BrandMusubi

Means a fake branding company. Best to avoid

If you work with @brandmusubi you're likely to get a large invoice for an empty box

by MaryMorris666 September 16, 2019

Brandused

When somethings brand new to you but not brand new from the store.

Hey I love that jacket said shyanne YEAH it's brandused replied Dalton

by Dalton James 64 September 5, 2021

brandussy

brandussy is the best ussy anyone or thing can be (ussy being the good coochie)

i jus hit that brandussy bro 10/10

by milfcollecter69 June 23, 2022

Brandeis

To be weird or socially awkward around other people in normal settings. To make common mistakes.

Don: Did you see Jimmy fall down the stairs yesterday?
Brandon: He's so Brandeis.

by animallover23132 September 20, 2022