Origionally a french word meaning shake, it has been adapted to be another word for masterbating, specifficly male. Can also be used as a single word sentance.
Sometimes associated with classy masterbation in the case of being a "Branleheur le France"
This word is very commonly used by many members of the TT forums with an overuse by the member JBII who has dedicated his life to branleh
Sometimes associated with classy masterbation in the case of being a "Branleheur le France"
This word is very commonly used by many members of the TT forums with an overuse by the member JBII who has dedicated his life to branleh
"Screw this, I could be branlehing right now"
or following the posting of a picture of a hot girl on a forum "BRANLEH!!"
"Oh man, thats so hot i just made branleh splash in my pants"
or following the posting of a picture of a hot girl on a forum "BRANLEH!!"
"Oh man, thats so hot i just made branleh splash in my pants"
by The Ras Man December 10, 2008
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Brandeh • Branden • brande • branded • Brandee • Brandenburg • brander • brandeis • Branden Calhoun • branden steineckert
by Justinlovesfoodand September 26, 2014
Get the No brander mug.A school six miles west of Boston named after the first Jewish Supreme Court Justice, Louis D. Brandeis. The girls there aren't quite so hot, and they did produce Richard Rubin (runner-up of "Beauty and the Geek".) School motto is "truth unto its innermost parts," although the phrase "Bran-Po can suck my nuts" is a close second, followed by "Aramark swallows" as a distant third.
Brandeis is a predominantly Jewish school (hence the monopoly on awkwardness), yet manages to be less financially endowed then the other filthy rich colleges within an 8-mile radius. That just means Brandeis can be just as smart as Harvard and Tufts without the fanciness or pretentious airs the Ivys and Seven Sisters take for granted.
If Wellesley College, is Hogwarts, then Brandeis is the Xavier School for Gifted Youngsters--yes, it is populated by mutants, but as you can see, mutants can kick ass and be cool, too.
Brandeis is a predominantly Jewish school (hence the monopoly on awkwardness), yet manages to be less financially endowed then the other filthy rich colleges within an 8-mile radius. That just means Brandeis can be just as smart as Harvard and Tufts without the fanciness or pretentious airs the Ivys and Seven Sisters take for granted.
If Wellesley College, is Hogwarts, then Brandeis is the Xavier School for Gifted Youngsters--yes, it is populated by mutants, but as you can see, mutants can kick ass and be cool, too.
1: Dude, why can't Usdan be open earlier?
Reff: Hey Brandeis University student, would you like some cheese with that whine?
Non-Jew: Where's this party that everyone goes to on Friday nights?
Jew: It's called services?
Reff: Hey Brandeis University student, would you like some cheese with that whine?
Non-Jew: Where's this party that everyone goes to on Friday nights?
Jew: It's called services?
by LiveattheSchwarzenegger September 19, 2005
Get the brandeis university mug.Anyone born with the name Branden is clearly considered the alpha male of all males. Women drool over the presence of a Branden, and will try desperately to get into a Branden's pants. They are shaped perfectly, tone, have beautiful hair, amazing eyes, perfect skin. A Branden is always pleasurable in bed and know's sex by perfection. Any Branden is instantly adapted to liquor and can handle mass amounts in a short amount of time without getting sick, they are an alcohol champ. A Branden is extremely experienced in the arts of combat and be very dangerous when irritated, keep caution when a Branden gets angry unless you're an attractive female... then be happy. Branden's are usually very romantic but balance it out with a very strong sexual side, the scent of a Branden will make a female love. Branden's always have very big urethra's, and are able to pleasure women with ease. Everyone will eventually have a love for a Branden. A Branden will eventually rule the planet Earth.
"Hey girls.."
"Yeah?"
"You see that man over there?"
"Mhmm.."
"He must be a Branden, sexy and hung like a horse."
"Lets get em' girls!"
"Yeah?"
"You see that man over there?"
"Mhmm.."
"He must be a Branden, sexy and hung like a horse."
"Lets get em' girls!"
by The Master Branden December 25, 2009
Get the Branden mug.1. Sex act where one partner stands on his/her head whilst the other kneels in front supporting the legs and performing oral copulation.
2. A place where Obama goes to be politically refreshed.
2. A place where Obama goes to be politically refreshed.
Barry and Michelle's sex life was a little boring until Michelle asked for and received a Brandenburg pick-me-up.
by Scoo0oop June 20, 2013
Get the Brandenburg pick-me-up mug.A blogger who is only interested in receiving free products, trips, or publicity by exploiting brands and sponsors in order to gain exposure and drive more traffic to his or her blog (to make money).
Look at Buffy, pimping her latest blog post everywhere for the tenth time today. She's such a monetizing brandwhore.
by Chibi Jeeb August 27, 2011
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