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brandan coyne

A likkle fat yute who gets bossed around by daddy Jason who is cheesed he couldn’t contoto play AAA even tho he is a middle aged man
Where Brandan coyne?
Taking 1000 shots because Jason said so
by Kabjshdhdkdbsbsn May 5, 2018
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Brandan

Someone who smokes a lot of weed and weed who is most likely to become famous for being funny and is smart. But who isn’t smart when picking friends. But is smart when picking love
Brandan smokes a lot of weed
by Himynameiabibbbb June 1, 2020
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Brandan

A shitty Person you will ever meet!
Brandan is a shitty person and never date him
by Cmsmdisuejeisisjsksi December 8, 2017
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Brandan

One of the nicest boys ever ! So so lovely and usually below average height. Very honest and trustworthy and will listen to anything and everything you have to say, even if it’s bullshit. He doesn’t play with your heart and will never cheat as it’s against all of his morals. He is usually quiet and kept to himself but when you get to know him , he’s a mad man.
Boy : “omg is that brandan?”
Girl: “omg yeh , he’s fucking mint 🥺”
by fucking_mint October 17, 2019
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BrandonPlant

A really bad freshman roommate who uses the floor as a chair and his bed as a desk..? This person rarely showers and has the most annoying voice ever! Favorite word is "ok" and somehow manages to get a girlfriend by stalking her. Has a collection of condoms yet not one of them has ever been used. The first time he ever got a handjob he forgot to warn her and she said she would NEVER do it again! Sorry kid, looks like your a virgin for life!
Dude, that BrandonPlant is one smelly stalker!!
by Bport012 March 31, 2009
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Brandan

an annoying little shit that likes to be a cunt and annoy gabby cause he likes her and wants to date her because it would give him a stiffy
Human: there goes Brandan annoying gabby trying not to get a huge stiffy -_-
by MR.Nutt March 25, 2019
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brandonplank

Typically used to refer to someone who is racist and/or supports slavery. Lacks any form of common sense and will manipulate others to prove a point.
Wow, that dude is such a BrandonPlank!

He was pretending to be trans? What a BrandonPlank...
by ThisMFRacist January 25, 2021
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