Braiden

An insult focusing on someone that is moody and keeps on faking everything. It's also used to notify someone that they are ruining good songs by never shutting up about them.

Person 1: Why is he so moody today?
Person 2: Because he's being a Braiden.

Example II:

Person 1: Oh god, he managed to ruin the new album.
Person 2: How did he do that?
Person 1: He kept on going on and on and on about it. Eventually I just felt a tremendous hatred for the music.
Person 2: That's because he's being a Braiden.

by Stewie with the bowl August 30, 2011

braiden

a fat fucking sod who lumps around the house on his fat ass legs eating his bloody fucking lightly salted crisps, probably plays borderlands and halo, and can’t even afford his own shit

mark: oh are you talking to braiden again?
hank: yeah, he’s such a fucking slob mate.

by infamouslounge September 10, 2019

braiden

Brianna has a crush on Braiden that secretly likes Ashley that likes Tessa that is gay for herself

Braiden is dtjr

by jefferybobb March 5, 2019

Braiden

cool dude, football lol

Braiden is just so hot and good at football

by Kuxonokoct September 22, 2021

braiden

some guy who is bi and acts like a girl has long hair and is desperate for a mans but in all he is pretty and cool

whats up braiden
want to hang out

by braiden brenda gay August 28, 2019

Braiden

A Rude most likely man with sweaty hands

Boy= Hey Whats up
Braiden= Not bad (gives high five)
Boy=Why are your hands so sweaty
Braiden=IDK

by no one ever June 3, 2019

Braiden

An asswhole that is self absorbed and gets his dick sucked by older women and brags about it.

Braiden is such a stupid boy! Dating older men and women.

by Alltheboyssuccdick February 25, 2019