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Brainal

When you hear something so intellectually satisfying it feels like your brain is being penetrated
Russ: "I wanna fuck the shit of you ... mentally"
Girl: "Yes please brainally penetrate me daddy"
by Joosy June 2, 2018
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Dirty Braiden

Dirty Braiden spreading someone’s legs like Moses parted the red seas and doing a no looker 360 backflip perfectly into said ones body
It was crazy my guy I pulled a dirty Braiden last night
by Butt_cheeck_clapper April 3, 2020
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eoin mac bradaigh

A weird Irish lad with an ugly mullet who consumes immense amounts of Red Bull and snorts smelling salts like he’s doing coke.
Person 1: “Ehh lad get er goin ya”
*proceeds to look straight up with eyes closed and jiggles arms by their side*

Person 2: “Eoin Mac Bradaigh”
by RockinSocsAndCrocs October 20, 2019
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braider

When they love to braider each other's pubes in their free time. Whatever their hairstyle on top is, you just know what down there looks like. Even if there's a ribbon or bow.
the braiders. Eg ss
by braider4life April 5, 2023
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braina

Braina is a crazy and fun person. She loves hanging out with her friends, and she's a really good friend. Sometimes she is peaceful and loves to have her own quiet time.
Braina is crazy yet fun.
by SamanthaM07 June 3, 2023
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pussy braids

when you grow out your bush so long you can braid it
person one: did you bang that chick last night?
person two: i was gonna but then i saw her pussy braids and backed out
person one:thats hot af
person two:you need jesus
by your moms diack January 25, 2014
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Brainal

the phenomenon whereby the anus possesses it's own brain and makes it's own decisions.

brain + anal = brainal
You are walking home and the urge to shit hits you, the brain in your head tells your anus to tighten and you continue walking. You are doing very well until close to home when all of a sudden you're scrambling for your keys and fumbling to open the door, running to the toilet whilst undoing your pants and just making it in time (or sometimes not making it).

This situation occurs because the brain in your anus overrides the brain in your head. Despite your best efforts to clinch and tighten, your brainal can sense when a toilet is near and immediately starts to open the brown gates.

"the ass always knows"
by reuben teuge February 24, 2010
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