babbage

A baby bundle of joy; A baby in a package.

Oh my! What a cute little babbage!

by babyhuey December 28, 2005

Babbage

Used to describe attractive people - past tense.

*Dude1's mother and sister walk by, as Dude2 stares*
Dude2: Mmm. Babbage.
Dude1: STFU.
*Dude1 then sucker punches Dude2.*

by Zzyxx January 15, 2006

Babbage

crocked penis/cock/dick/male genetalia/man stick/pistol/fuck stick/hard salami/whale/fire hose/third leg

I cant suck that unless i...

by william dick January 16, 2005

babbage

Colective for babs

I say Holmes, this years miss world contest holds a fine selection of babbage!

Yes Watson you randy old git!

by Jonathan McTwattybollocks May 26, 2004

Babbage

Slightly crooked or bent male genitalia/ penis. Most noticeable during erection.

I had to straighten out my babbage to make it easier for her.

by Babbage-goes-left Billy July 17, 2006

BABBAGE

regular weed

Wanna smoke some babbage?

by Teddy Teligincia July 23, 2003

babbage

A possible replacement for any word known to man since the beginning of time.

"I took my daughter to see The Smurfs last night, and she said it sucked massive babbage erections."

"Don't you mean: I took my babbage to see The Babbages last babbage, and she said it sucked massive babbage erections?"

"Yes."

by Babbage Man November 3, 2011