Bootbayed

The act of a drunk and high man taking a boat out and getting shipwrecked and strandwd

Dammit dude i shouldnt have drank that last natural light, cuz when i got behind the wheel of my boat i feel asleep at the wheel and woke up bootbayed.

by Bgthegreat June 20, 2019

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Boytarded

Adjective: a description of melodramatic, exaggerated, adrenaline fueled acts of idiocy that are glorified by the male gender. These acts, such as "Death Races in super armored battle cars", "Pimping with 20 women, all double Ds!", "Riding a flaming motorcycle to hell that runs on heroine!" as you will often seen depicted in movies, comic books and video games are aimed at young males to make them feel better about leading their otherwise dull lives, are referred to by this description. Mild negative connotation.

Brian: "Dude! That armor-piercing missile launcher attached to the giant mecha is awesome! Almost as awesome as the blue haired pilot, I want to get on that bubble booty and those gigantic tits!"

Sheila: *rolls eyes* Brian, that is so boytarded!

Example in media: Death Race (the movie) and Warhammer 40K

by D_is_for_daring! February 4, 2010

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I have betrayed thee! fetch thy rope!

He betrayed jesus because he was a fuck face and now hes swinging from a tree!

jesus got spiked because of this man and he hung himself so jesus wouldnt torture him to death.

by da hood' January 2, 2005

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Boytarded

Theres only one commonly known symptom of boytardation and thats not being able to get a boyfriend. Boytarded is only used if you are exceptionally good looking. If you're ugly then being boytarded is not an excuse as to why you have no boyfriend.

Girl, i think i'm boytarded. I mean, i can't get a boyfriend.

First Person: I think I'm boytarded.
Second Person: No, you're just ugly.

by Josh M. Martin December 24, 2008

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Brotrayed

When you've been betrayed by your bro
As in sleeping with your girl, shaking up your beer, faking a high five, or not acknowledging your play with an ass slap

"Dude, my bro slept with my girl"
"Aw man bro, you've been hella brotrayed"

by WalaLynch May 2, 2016

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