The act of filling an empty box full of rocks, then placing it in a location likely to be seen by many drunken college students. This is because, to an inebriated man, it is nearly impossible to resist the urge to kick seemingly empty box as hard as humanly possible. The result is hilarious.
person 1: Why is that drunk dude holding his foot and yelling at a box?
person2: It's a Rock Box
Person1: oh
person2: It's a Rock Box
Person1: oh
by Random Drunk Guy February 17, 2011
by barbarino April 19, 2005
Phrase describing a person who lacks the collective intelligence of a box of rocks; possibly a bit more intelligent or a bit less intelligent than a person who is dumb as a rock.
by Rocky Balbowa November 20, 2007
by Thatboiinblue February 24, 2021
by Fred Smoot October 26, 2005
Anyone who needs this definition. I mean, it’s stated in the name. Dumber than a box of rocks refers to people who are cocky, but extremely dumb.
“How many planets in our solar system are there?”
“I think like… 17? Yeah.”
“Holy crap, they’re dumber than a box of rocks!”
“I think like… 17? Yeah.”
“Holy crap, they’re dumber than a box of rocks!”
by EmoMediocreBoi April 19, 2022
by Jordan C. and Chris A April 29, 2007