Rock Box

The act of filling an empty box full of rocks, then placing it in a location likely to be seen by many drunken college students. This is because, to an inebriated man, it is nearly impossible to resist the urge to kick seemingly empty box as hard as humanly possible. The result is hilarious.

person 1: Why is that drunk dude holding his foot and yelling at a box?

person2: It's a Rock Box

Person1: oh

by Random Drunk Guy March 3, 2011

dumber than a box of rocks

when ur pretty dumb. my mom says this to me all the time.

Ur dumber than a box of rocks
-what?
shut up dumbass

by barbarino April 18, 2005

dumber than a box of rocks

Phrase describing a person who lacks the collective intelligence of a box of rocks; possibly a bit more intelligent or a bit less intelligent than a person who is dumb as a rock.

John lit a match so he could see where the gas was leaking out; he's dumber than a box of rocks.

by Rocky Balbowa December 20, 2007

Dumber than a Box of Rocks

That guy name Jake from Rocket League

Jake is dumber than a box of rocks on any game we play

by Thatboiinblue February 23, 2021

box o' rocks

someone of italian descent

"Oh vey, that Battisti is a box o' rocks

by Fred Smoot October 26, 2005

Dumber than a box of rocks

Anyone who needs this definition. I mean, it’s stated in the name. Dumber than a box of rocks refers to people who are cocky, but extremely dumb.

“How many planets in our solar system are there?”
“I think like… 17? Yeah.”
“Holy crap, they’re dumber than a box of rocks!”

by EmoMediocreBoi April 19, 2022

Got 30 on the rock box

its when you put $30 down for some crack ya dig nigga!!!!!!!!!

The Bi-Polar Polar Bear The Bi-Polar Party Bear got 30 on the rock box.

by Jordan C. and Chris A May 10, 2007