bowerman rule

the law that says a man's hair can be no longer than his penis.

named after bill bowerman, who instituted the rule when he coached the university of oregon track team.

- cut your hair, hippie!
- piss off man: bowerman rule.

(or)

- looks like you need another haircut.
- aw man, i shaved it yesterday!
- sorry dude, bowerman rule.

by ocon April 8, 2007

Bowered

'bothered' - as made famous by Catherine Tate as her character Lauren on The Catherine Tate Show, BBC.

Regardez mon visage! Regardez mon visage!
I AIN'T BOWERED!!!!

by princessconsuelabananahammock February 15, 2009

Bowers

The best group of people in the world. Often associated with being GORGEOUS!! Be jealous of those who's last name is Bowers. Also, one of the founding families of the KKK.

That Bethany is a real looker. Too bad she is a white supremicist.. She must be a Bowers

by John Hefferson July 7, 2008

Bower bird

A female who is in a threesome with two gay guys. She is wanking them off while they are kissing above her.

Last night the boys fully bower birded me!

by Mikarly November 17, 2019

Sheer Bower

sheer bower is the term used when you drink a beer in the shower, specifically when getting ready to go out to a bar, party etc. while your pre-gaming

I'm gonna have a sheer bower while I get ready tonight for the party.

by Rushdown October 30, 2010

tower bower

A person of the Muslum faith who has to pray in the direction of Mecca.

I think the person that moved in next door is a tower bower.

by mrkleen July 6, 2005

Jack Bower

When one jacks off then immedeatly proceeds to take a shower while drinking a beer in the shower. One can do this collection of activities in any order, but the beer must be drank while in the shower. (Jack off + beer in shower= bower)

Example 1
Person 1: So when are you coming over?
Person 2: In a little while. I gotta get me a Jack Bower, take a dump and eat dinner then I'll be over.

Example 2
Person 1: So did you slip her the sausage last night?
Person 2: Na I dumped that dirty dyke and went home to snag a Jack Bower.

by Scotty Tits March 31, 2008