boned up

The past tense of bone up, meaning literally to have an erect penis, or figuratively to be aroused, excited, or enthused.

Damn, girl, you got me all boned up, and now I gotta tape it to my leg.

by JPT, cunning linguist December 29, 2007

All sorts of boned up

awl -sawrt -uhv, ov; unstressed uhv or, especially before consonants, uh-bohnd -uhp

- The act of boning up in an assortment of ways.

- A surefire way to make sexting awkward
- You penis going up in a hypothetical matter by replacing it with a bone, bone up.

- Hitting jade from behind
- Jade cooking in a skirt
- Jade putting her FEET, YES FEET, NOT LEGS on his shoulder (be cautious about ripping down a shower curtain.)
- Asking Jade if shes wet (even in the shower)
- The thought of Jade willing to try anything

Used in actual conversation:
"May 27Jade
lol
well i'd wear a skirt for you
i'd probably wear a lot of things for you

May 27Scott
well thank you
you're getting me all sorts of boned up "

by REALPaRqUeT September 8, 2011

boned up

To beocme ready and excited for something, to prepare for it. The literal meaning is to get a hard on, or erection which is a preperatory step for copulation.

figurative example- "Anton, are you all boned up for the three hour swim set?"

literal example- "She was disappointed that he couldn't get boned up, however hard he tried."

by uclabeachguy January 22, 2010

Booed Up

To engage in activities usually reserved for intimate relationships (e.g. Making out, holding hands, sexual intercourse, etc) in a non-intimate fashion

Sarah's only going to be in town for a week, so I'm trying to get booed up.

by GarfieldIsntThatFat January 1, 2017

Blowed up real good!

When a person, place or thing of no inherent value is detonated. Origin is deep south, usually spoken with little to no teeth.

"Lookie at that dumb jackass, there, he got blowed up real good!''

by tirtle October 26, 2019

Boned-up

preggers, up the skyte etc

"fuck would you give her one", and the mate replies, "well i would, but i'd rather leave it for now, sure she got boned-up by mark deasly, he'd rip your head off if you went near her"

by steven winters January 17, 2007

Blowed Up

For ones cell phone to ring one after the other ,countless times in a row

sh!t son you cell phone blowed up since you left

by Colin A Ware July 27, 2009