The couple of fat wankers that stand outside most clubs in Britain on Friday or Saturday night. Their role is to keep any trouble in the club to a minimum and only let decent people inside. They usually start all the trouble and lech around underage girls for effect, but, in truth they have incredibly small penises and do to many steds to give a girl a decent one. Whereas the likes of me, I'm quite partial to giving the girls exactly what they need
" a fat bouncer kicked off on saturday night and ended up getting his cunt kicked in by 5 fella's, I fuckin loved the scene "
by John Gaskell March 13, 2004
(n.) Doorman, a large man who prevents undesirables from entering establishments with a certain image.
(n.) female who enjoys bouncing on the male during intercourse
(n.) female who enjoys bouncing on the male during intercourse
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004
1) the dude who stands at the door of strip clubs to keep underage kids out.
2) the guy who dresses like a biker and crouches in front of the stage monitors at concerts and tries to keep assholes from stage-diving.
2) the guy who dresses like a biker and crouches in front of the stage monitors at concerts and tries to keep assholes from stage-diving.
1) I was feeling good about myself until the bouncer got gay about my fake ID.
2) Bouncers are generally pussies but try to look formidible by wearing leather vests, shaving their heads, and covering themselves in tats of naked chicks.
2) Bouncers are generally pussies but try to look formidible by wearing leather vests, shaving their heads, and covering themselves in tats of naked chicks.
by flannel flyer February 21, 2005
when a basketball hits the rim and shoots skyward (high up or it can be low) that's called a bouncer. It's very cool if you shoot it and it goes really high straight up, and comes down and it makes it.
by Rydersilver May 23, 2008
A man who is tall and fat but thinks he is muscular. You would need a chainsaw to cut the fat down on this pig.
Yo mugs don't sweat that dude he is not tough, he is bouncer fat. One shot to the neck and he will drop like bird shit.
by bt3101 July 09, 2010
any agency, federal, state, or local, protecting the u.s. border from illegal immigrants. department of immigration, I.N.S. border patrol
i'm sick of seeing all these fuckin mexicans lurking around home depot... the border bouncers need to step it up.
by Charlie Badass February 16, 2011
by Golden finger King/money king March 14, 2014