Bowflex Granny

A popular term use usually by ginger rednecks to express there anger whilst intoxicated.

Bob:Did you say something?
David:I didn't say a damn thing you BOWFLEX GRANNY!!!!!!!!!
Bob: Just shut up and keep drinking.

by Dad's Apartment September 1, 2010

Bowflex

:a fully erect penis that is slightly arched and oscillating up and down.

"Check out my bowflex Misty. This power rod has perfect form. Wrap your lips around it and avago."

by DJ Newman October 7, 2003

Bowflex

A good home gym for those short on living space, but damn expensive ($1500 for the whole set!!) Better off to get some REAL weights or a GYM membership for a fraction of the cost.

Joe: Did you see that new Bowflex commercial?
Dave:Yep, but$49.95 a month my ass!!

by xzybit December 14, 2005

Bowflex

The most expensive coat hanger you'll ever buy.

Alex: "Dude, you're getting fat - why don't you use the Bowflex your dad bought?"
Eric: "'cause there isn't any room in the closet for our winter coats..."

by Mazer86 September 25, 2008

bowflexmaster

Anyone that has maxed out the capacity of the Bowflex. They have used it to the point of mastering it, earning the title BowflexMaster. The diet of BowflexMasters usually consist of cheeseburgers and hotdogs.

"That guy is really muscular!"
"Thats because he's a BowflexMaster"

by The Weeeeeee Musketeer July 19, 2005

BRB bowflexin

You will be right back while you bowflex to show off you have a life outside of the internet and look good.

Person A: LOL U R PROLLY SkINNY OLD MAN

Person B: BRB BOWFLEXIN

by Monkeybeer June 30, 2008

BroFlex

The act of flexin on ur Bros and homies

"why B always BroFlex on us when he get that henny in him?"

by MATEO THA MONSTER September 14, 2011