bonobo

n. A species of chimpanzee (Pan paniscus) of north-central Congo (formerly Zaire), having black hair and more arboreal habits than the common chimpanzee (P. troglodytes). Also called pygmy chimpanzee.

That bonobo just fucked his sister for a piece of fruit.

by jam December 21, 2004

Totes bonobes

An adjective that describes an action with a primary intention of becoming intoxicated by heavy consumption of alcohol and drugs over a short period of time whilst carrying out activities such as "rump rubbing", "penis fencing" and "GGing".

Look at that dude sleeping under a tree, he must have been fucked last night... that's totes bonobes!

by SecretChimp July 8, 2011

Bonobomb

Randomly posting photos and/or videos of Bono all over someone's Facebook page.

Also known as Bonobombing.

"I almost had a bonogasm over all the bonobombing happening on my FB page."

"It made me so bonomad to see all the bonobombing going on in the world today"

by jizzb0rg January 22, 2010

Bonobono

A blue seal from the japanese television series and likewise-named manga. Sometimes referred to as ぼのぼの. Bonobono was featured in a manga written by Mikio Igarashi, an anime directed by Cae Crab, several videogames (Bonogurashi), several TV anime films and several cinema anime films.

Bonobono lives with his friends Shimarisu and Araiguma.

by redtails March 14, 2011

Bonobo Stoked

When you're so excited to go out with a chick that you just know you're gonna bang that you're like a Bonobo ape: Just walking around with an erection just waiting to go crazy on her.

Alexander: I'm going out with Serena tonight.
Edward: Dude, you're so gonna nail her. How stoked are you?
Alexander: BONOBO STOKED

by simiangang January 16, 2010

bonobo

a species of monkey that enjoys sexual activities. such as so-called "penis fencing", GG rubbing, and oral sex. they use sexual habits as a "friendly handshake" of sorts. A monkey that has an angular head and a quick temper. A person who is disgusting and looks like a monkey. They rarely ever bathe and have ugly features like that of a primate. A person who looks and acts like a monkey by engaging in childish behavior and has a quick temper, and has plots for revenge. A person who should belong in a cage.

We call ryan a bonobo because he looks like a gorilla and has a quick temper, and plots revenges.

by black magic January 14, 2008

bonobo

A sex activity which is a direct result of mutual sexual attraction, largely free from feelings generated by social or emotional needs

Jake: When was the last time you bonobo-ed?
Joshua: Last week, with a mix hot guy.

Dennis: Why haven't you get married?
Charles: I actually realized bonobo is better for me. Actually it may be better for all of us. In that way, sex is free, and we don't create problems because of the fight of getting the privilege to have sex or have babies.

by xiaolong1977 March 4, 2011