scotch bonnet

the act of blowing one's load all up in some slut's hair.

she tried to take my dick out her mouf, but it was too late. she got her a scotch bonnet.

by Sanildris October 4, 2003

bonnet chicken

Similar to the common insult of referring to someone as a chicken, but taking it even a step further by calling them a chicken that is so particularly needy that they require a bonnet on their head.

Brooke is laying on the beach in sunny Mexico with a margarita in hand but complaining about the wind. What a bonnet chicken!

by Zizzle December 25, 2018

Easter Bonnet

A sexual act where a man ejaculates on persons head, this being followed by the cracking an egg over said's persons head and rubbing it in with his penis.

"I had the best Easter break ever, my wife even let me give her an Easter bonnet "

"My girl looked so hot wearing her Easter bonnet"

by azz19 February 8, 2018

Beetle Bonnet

the large area of fanny clam shown when a chubby girls wears leggings or cycling shorts. resembles the shape of a VW Beetle Bonnet.

fanny clam camels hoof mooseknuckle Beetle Bonnet

by smutty August 3, 2009

Bonnet de douche

French and impressive as thought by Del Boy from British television sitcom "Only Fools and Horses".

Direct French translation is Shower Cap.
Direct Spanish translation is Gorro de ducha

When you feel like sharing with others something you really like, you say "Bonnet de douche"

El Zorro: Hey BigBawski did you see that MILF that just went by?

BigBawski: Indeed! Bonnet de douche!

by The Legend of Zorro February 1, 2009

beetle-bonnet

A female bollock-bulge.

See also fanny-clam and monkey's-chin

"Wow! Look at the bollock-bulge on that bint"

"Yeh, real beetle-bonnet on that one mate"

by Marko The Great September 7, 2004

Car Bonnet

Used to describe when someone is willing to do something. Or when someone is showing an attraction to someone else.

Arron: Gareth are you coming faces tonight?
Gareth: Yes, I am on it like a car bonnet

by al_clarkey18 November 7, 2007