Bonner

Bonner (bawh-ner) verb.

Bonner, or to be bonnered. The act of jerking a man off with his own pocket pussy. Also assosciated with the Dutch Bonner and double Dutch Bonner.

Man that dude really bonnered the shit out of me last night.

Hey man will you Bonner me?

by super taco January 30, 2014

Bonet

This one word phrase focuses on the infamous pedophilia inspired child rape / murder case of nine year old Jon Bonet Ramsey. It is a sub-culture coined term and translates meaning of youth and beauty in a most disturbed way. It is in reference to the compilation of physical characteristics that would a prime-A number-one potential target victim maintain to surely trigger the pedophile's abusive nature.

There is also the phenomena of an induced encouragement for this type of pedophile human reaction. Why would someone put make-up on their children so as to appear older and of mature sexuality?

A "Bonet" is of female gender, 5-17 years of age, beautiful and out there!

One average Joe says to the other, "Hey dude, look on over yonder at them school children playing, I bet that every other one is a Bonet!"

by gravy111 November 22, 2010

Matt Bonner

The big, red-headed white dude who plays for the San Antonio Spurs. He is a local legend at the University of Florida.

"Who is that pale guy with red hair shooting all those bricks?"

"Oh, I think that's Matt Bonner."

by Big Freeze UF April 18, 2008

Bonner

European surname of french origin

My names andy bonner and my family decends from france

by Miss Rhi Louise February 16, 2020

pat bonner

a euphemism for male masturbation (alt. of 'pat the boner')

Okay, man, g2g, i'm gonna pat the bonner some and then get some sleep.

by Jesus Hitler Christ June 24, 2006

bonner

Code name for a boner. Normally you say this to disguise the fact that their is an irregularly large bump in your pants.

Paul: Dude, I've got a huge bonner right now.

Army Pete: What do you mean bonner?

by Bobby, Bernie, Paul July 5, 2008

coke bonner

When you're on gear and have managed to secure a woman - you try getting an erection but can't get it up due to the coke in your system. The base is slightly hard but the rest of your penis is flaccid.

"I was so rushing last night I couldn't get it up. I had to thumb my coke bonner in her..."

by Huntycfc91 December 16, 2015