napoleon bonaparte

that one historical figure WE (me you EVERYONE) are ALL gooning to in the MASSIVE 2025🤤 but also somewhat dislike

someone: yo bro you like napoleon tell me about him
me: napoleon bonaparte mentioned.? Oh no.. It's growing.. it’s raising.. ITS RIPPING THROUGH MY PANTS!!! the substance spilling. yh but i kinda dislike him anyways yaps about napoleon

by napoleons #1 GOONER😹✌️ April 29, 2025

bonaparte syndrome

Fictitious medical condition popularized in a series of erotic novels. Female sufferers of the Bonaparte Syndrome require vigorous sexual intercourse or can die from a condition resembling congestive heart failure. Named after famous nymphomaniac Pauline Bonaparte, sister of Napoleon Bonaparte.

Ashley needs to fuck or she's literally going to die. She's got Bonaparte Syndrome.

by Graaag April 7, 2014